MEGAN FOX’S WEDDING DRESS | Also, why I think Megan and Brian are attracted to one another…

So, I’m sure you’ve heard the news, right?  Brian put a ring on it!  On June 24 in Hawaii, 24-year-old Megan Fox married 36-year-old Brian Austin Green, the slender, sorta cute-ish boy, aka my third choice (it went Brandon, Dylan, then David, my distant third – did you even remember his name was David?  I had to look it up) from everyone’s favorite ’90s teen drama, Beverly Hills 90210.  They were wed by a Hawaiian priest, and Brian’s son, Kassius (… ok), served as their only witness.  Yeah yeah yeah… but have you seen her dress?  Because it was totally NOT what I expected Megan Fox to wear on Megan Fox’s wedding day.  Totally.  Not.  What I expected.

First of all, it was white.  OMG that was horrible I didn’t mean it.  I really like Megan Fox, honest.  Ok, getting serious now, here’s what I expected: tight-fitting, glitzy, snug, low-cut, curve-hugging, and sleek.  I guessed completely wrong, except for that last detail.  It was definitely sleek.  But tight-fitting, snug and curve-hugging (which all mean the same thing because I was trying to drive home a point)?  Not really.  And the glitz and glam factor?  Not even close.  Here’s Armani’s artistic rendering of what she wore:

{Image: Giorgio Armani, via People.com}

Megan wore a gorgeous silk georgette strapless corset gown, attached to which was a 16-foot train, a train the star had serious trouble keeping off the ground.  That didn’t stop her from enjoying her big day, however, because Megan simply let go and let that pesky length of material drag through the sand.  My kinda girl.  Way to live in the moment, missy – err, mrs!

Hey, you guys… you know how they say people are usually attracted to those who have features that are similar to their own?

… You think it’s the eyebrows?

The lovebirds were engaged for the first time back in 2006, then again in more recent months.  Also, as you’ve noted, Brian has a tot.  But this is the first marriage for both of them.  I wish them all the luck in the world, because they seem pretty awesome.  And they kind of make one of the most attractive couples ever, eh?  Let me clarify: while “David” wasn’t my first or second choice back in the ’90s, you have to remember that he was scrawnier.  Seeing what he’s got to offer these days (EXCLUDING the gothy picture above) I wouldn’t hesitate to choose him over both “Dylan” and “Brandon.”  (By the way, where are my Jason-Priestley-circa-the-90s fans?  Holla back, all seven of you.)

Quick note: I love this look on her.  Perfect wedding dress, from what we can see.  But nope, not the one.

This is kinda hot, too.  Not a wedding dress, but me likey.

Umm… she’s very pretty.

While I’m at it, here’s the type of image you’re more likely to find when you Google “Megan Fox.”  Because they’re pretty much all near-nudy pictures.  Some of you know I tweeted about this yesterday.  It was alarmingly difficult to find tasteful images of dear Megan, and I don’t even want to link to the sites where I FOUND tasteful images, because they are the roses among the thorns on those sites, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do.  But if you don’t, I mean they’re borderline porn sites.  Not actual porn sites, but likely run by the same dbags.  So there you go.

I didn’t know she had so many tats.  Did you?  Had no idea.

Wait a second, I didn’t realize BRIAN had that many tats, either.  When did this all happen?

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Hey, by the way, I’ve got a good ol’ Style Me Pretty guest post coming up around 2pm EST this here afternoon and I am SO EXCITED ABOUT IT.  It’s a gorgeous wedding in a rustic setting/venue, the diy details are scrumdiddlyumptious, and the groom made a gazillion things for the wedding, WITH HIS HANDS.  Yes, ladies, his strong, man hands.  Just wait and see… you can check back here as I’ll be updating the blog when my feature goes up.  (Please, Alison, please remember to update with news of the feature for these fine people.)

♡ UPDATE! ♡

Click here to see my Style Me Pretty post this week!

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K, so what do you guys think of Megan’s dress as drawn by Armani?  What you expected her to wear on her wedding day?  Or less sexpot than you (and certainly I) imagined?  Chime in; I’m dying to know if I was alone in this!

xoxo!  – Alison

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18 comments

  1. Sal Zailani on July 12, 2010

    i saw her wedding pictures and my God her dress was absolutely beautiful, I didn't really expect her to wear something like that as well, it was so floaty and….erm…soft. you know what i mean. I have trouble describing things lol i loved 90210 when I was a kid, my choices were 1. Dylan 2.Brandon 2. er no not Brian cos he looked like he hadn't reached puberty then (but neither had I when i watched it!)

    anyway your blog's awesome.

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  2. Corinne on July 12, 2010

    Brian has def turned into a hunk! Love the tats. Can't wait to see pictures of the wedding.

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  3. Bret Turner on July 12, 2010

    I gained some newfound respect for Megan Fox when she did that short video about the overcrowding – and other serious issues – of the California public school system. So, you know, go Megan.

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  4. Jen @ Blush Printables on July 12, 2010

    I've never been a Megan Fox fan, but Brian? Yum.

    I was a huge Dylan fan, btw. I think it's funny that no one has mentioned Steve as their top 3!

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  5. drollgirl on July 12, 2010

    what is going on with his eyebrows?!?!?

    i think she looks prettiest when she lightens up on the makeup. too much makes her look like a drag queen. and she better ease up on the plastic surgery/botox, or whatever she is doing to her face. yeesh! but the armani dress drawing is lovely!

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  6. Jackie | Merci New York on July 12, 2010

    omg you crack me up. can we talk about that Armani dress renders though…. seriously? It is my far the creepiest drawing I ever ever seen…What's up with that FOOT? And the hunchback slash oversized head? The guys at Six Flags could have drawn a better caricature!

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  7. Postcards and pretties on July 12, 2010

    lol that drawing is creepy .. totally didn't expect her to wear that gown. I was expecting something short & tight.

    ps. david silver was my #1 crush on 90210

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  8. Alison on July 12, 2010

    Hah! Ok I TOTES agree with you on that. The hunchback is now seriously disturbing me. And I'm pretty sure feet aren't made like that.

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  9. Melissa @ The Loveliest Day on July 12, 2010

    Megan Fox is my husband's favorite, which I can't get mad about because she's pretty hot. I hope to see pictures of her in the actual dress, I'm sure she looked stunning!

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  10. Melissa @ The Loveliest Day on July 12, 2010

    Megan Fox is my husband's favorite, which I can't get mad about because she's pretty hot. I hope to see pictures of her in the actual dress, I'm sure she looked stunning!

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  11. Naomi on July 12, 2010

    I was surprised to see what she wore. Melissa, my husband has the hots for her too..but I cnanot blame him. She really looked stunning.

    Now about that rendering! What is up with the deformed foot!!!! And the pregnant looking hip?

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  12. TenThouBride on July 12, 2010

    There's a whole squidoo lens on Megan Fox's tattoos, you should check it, haha. She's got like 8 or something. I just watched How to Lose Friends and Alienate People again, so this is one of those stars align things where everyone's thinking about the same thing, haha.

    She is beautiful, it'd be interesting to see what her dress looked like on!

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  13. Brancoprata on July 12, 2010

    Agree on Megan Fox's hotness ;)) she really is a hot girl! Hope they are very happy together!! Saw the post on Style me Pretty….. LOVE IT!!

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  14. Lunaandchloe on July 12, 2010

    I do have to agree on her hotness factor!! Yowza. But I am totally surprised about his…really when did he become a man?!?!? Your post on SMP was amazing!! Yeah for you.

    xoxo
    kristi

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  15. Bea on July 13, 2010

    I saw some of their wedding photos today on TV. She looked stunning in that dress! And no, that wasn't what I expected her to wear either.

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  16. Amanda on July 13, 2010

    You'd think Armani would know how to draw better feet. That looks like one of the feet of the ugly step-sisters!! lol Total distraction. Um. What was the question again??

    :)

    Blessings-
    Amanda

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  17. claire gallam on July 26, 2010

    I think Megan Fox will look gorgeous in anything, lucky biotch :) But I kind of pictured her in something more…daring, something that would show off her body more. Like a mermaid style with some serious beading.

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  18. claire gallam on July 26, 2010

    I think Megan Fox will look gorgeous in anything, lucky biotch :) But I kind of pictured her in something more…daring, something that would show off her body more. Like a mermaid style with some serious beading.

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