Warning: this is a totally random post. Really, it’s so random. Free association sort of ruled the roost today.
Back when I first posted about Megan Fox’s wedding dress and, *cough* slightly attacked her virginity *cough,* there weren’t any quality pics out there, only Armani’s alarming rendering. Well I randomly came upon the shot above on We Heart It, so I thought it was only fitting to share it with the lot of you. I’m still so shocked at the simplicity of this gown, I mean, right? She’s freaking Megan Fox. Megan Fox doesn’t go simple beach!
Oohh, speaking of Megan, you remember when I tweeted about wanting to feature some super high quality, sexy but tasteful boudoir shoots on the ol’ bliggity bloggity bloo? (What?) Well I’ll be featuring those shoots rather soon, and they’re kind of the best, most pose-happy, most inspiring boudoir shoots I’VE EVER SEEN. So, uhh, thank you, universe, for arranging for the best boudoir photographers to see my random tweets about it.
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By the way, have you seen this yet? This girl is my new hero, and she’ll be yours, too. (See, I told you I was random today.)
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I think these templates are terrific:
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Ok, so it’s not easy for me to admit this… really, it isn’t. I’m a little ashamed. And I wasn’t absolutely sure this was my favorite pop song of the summer yet, that is until we heard it last night in the car on the way home from seeing “The Other Guys” starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, or, Marky Mark. If you like laughing, SEE THAT MOVIE. I’m not a movie snob, but the boy has, umm, standards, and we both laughed heartily throughout. We also saw it at a theatre that offers delicious Nathan’s cheese fries, where they sort of weave the cheese evenly throughout the fries, almost layering it on like some sort of lasagna dish made of fries and cheese… so we were in spritely moods. Not to mention the chairs lean back (makes such a difference for the whole movie-watching experience). Anyway, I think it’s worth seeing, but only if you like Will Ferrell humor. Because it’s filled with Will Ferrell humor. For example, [MINI SPOILER ALERT BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE WHO CARES, IT'S A COMEDY] Will Ferrell explains in a 5-minute tirade that his school of tuna would develop a series of breathing apparatuses enabling them to come to land and murder Mark Wahlberg for going after them in the sea. Ok, aaaaahhhh. That was horrible. Given my devastating lack of ability to relay funny things as funny, you probably think the movie is terrible now. I’m done with this.
Anywho! Here’s that thing of which I’m ashamed.
So, love it or hate it, peeps?
I don’t think she has an official music video out just yet, which explains the random lyric video I’ve embedded. But the song sounds proper, so there you go. I sort of wish her real-life beau was the leading man, but whatevs. I’d say this is quite possibly her best song yet. LOL. Not a tall order. But definitely my personal favorite. The lyrics that aren’t dumb are actually kinda fun and good. Even though her audience is mostly young teens and she muses about going “all the way tonight, no regrets, just love” and running away and never looking back and getting “your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans be your teenage dream tonight.”
So what if it’s wildly irresponsible for her audience? I’m not even joking here. So what.
Fun fact about me: I usually need a listen or two to like pop songs; I actually haaaaaaate most pop songs, like, viscerally, until I’ve been forced to listen to them a second and third time (or in [enter your local pop music station here]‘s case, every hour on the hour). It’s then that I become addicted a little bit. Enough to PUT THE VIDEO IN MY BLOG POST, actually. So, more than a little bit. Am I rambling? I’m rambling.
xoxo! - Alison
P.S. – Get excited. This week’s proposal story will be featured tomorrow!