We went to Macy’s this weekend and somehow had tons of fun there. This was not part of it:
You know what’s weird about Macy’s? They keep their intimate lingerie right smack up against their baby clothes. Maybe I’ll get this one day, when I have a baby. But right now, it’s crazytown to me. First: surrounding me and my sweetie with adorable but threatening-in-terms-of-what-they-forbode baby clothing is not conducive to an enjoyable and therefore profitable-for-you lingerie shopping experience. Second: WTH. Why are you juxtaposing baby clothes and intimates, all on one level? Ok, I DO get the connection, but why did you guys choose the logical approach to store organization in lieu of the profitable one?
Anyway, guess what? We left with nothing. And while the baby clothes didn’t help, it’s mainly because I’m not a fan of purchasing my underthings off of tables that look like they’ve been rummaged through by those women who somehow get their makeup all over everything they try on. Where are you women who do this? And how do you manage to do this? Because this cannot be accidental, this getting of makeup stains onto underwear. Unless you pull on your panties from over your heads. Which is imposseeeblay.
Anyway, I wanted to show you these rad lace necklaces this morning, so that’s what I’ll still do. Because you guys need to hear more about these lace necklaces, and less about dirty underwear.
Is your dress lace-less? Do you think you’d like a touch of lace in your look? Would you like to go with something other than pearls for your wedding day look? Or does that completely not apply to you, but you enjoy fine things? Great, check it – the most gorgeous lace accessories I’ve seen in a while, by LiveInStyle, who I found on my beloved Etsy. (Note: I’m not going to link to each individual piece, because they will sell out and you might be like, “what?” and I’ll be all “damn.” But don’t worry; that’s just how Etsy works. New items are constantly posted, you just need to check around the shop.)
By the way, the one all the way at the top is called Stella, and it’s also my favorite. But I adore all of these, too…
By the way, I considered recounting my very unexpected though totally right on politics-wise Sarah Palin dream, but I figured that would be a bore and a half. I also considered discussing Courtney… excuse me, Kourtney… Kardashian’s love life, but there’s a child involved, so I don’t really feel like ripping on any baby daddies today. Then I considered talking about the extremely sad reality that today’s the last day we’ll be babysitting my cousin’s boxer, Apollo, and I realized that would just make me sad.
So I went with makeup-stained underwear from Macy’s. Go, stories!
Anyways… what do you think of these lace-tastic little numbers? Pretty creative, eh?
xoxo! – Alison