Before we get to ↑ THAT insanity ↑ … as promised, here’s what I bought with the honey on a visit to Toys in Babeland…
This thing is amazeballs. I’ve always wanted a portable peeing device, and I guess now I have it. I’ve been dreaming of the day that I could roam the land without a single worry as to my nether regions, and… ladies and gentlemen… that day has come. Ladies, we can pee like boys now, as needed! They sell these things cheaper in other places, but I wasn’t exactly on a determined search for a portable pee pee device when we visited Toys in Babeland at the outset of date night – if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge. No, actually, we weren’t on the search for anything that night. We just sorta parked right in front of the place, and were like, “awww! It’s been awhile since we’ve been in there!” True story.
Now, how perfect would this baby be for the bride who, on a visit to the loo, doesn’t have time to worry about all the annoyances of sitting, hover-sitting and wiping? Not to mention having to bend down and grab the super-thin-to-guarantee-flushability-but-not-to-guarantee-effective-wiping toilet paper they have in those public bathroom stalls? Psh. I think a GOGIRL is making a lot of sense right now. Just lift up in the front, pull out your trusty GOGIRL… and GO. ;)
Ok now, let’s get to the two actual topics of today’s post! Succulents and shoesies!
This here’s the Sam Edelman ‘Lorissa’ Pump. We saw it on a little trip to Bloomingdale’s yesterday and I said, out loud in my CAPS voice, “THIS IS GOING ON THE BLOG.” And here it is! It’s an exTREMEly naughty shoe, obvs. You could probably seriously injure someone with these, on or off. Intentionally or unintentionally. So bear that in mind… I dunno… if you care about that sort of thing (inflicting injuries).
Like it? Hate it? If it’s the former, it’s the Sam Edelman ‘Lorissa’ Pump and…
♥ You can purchase it here ♥
It also comes in Nude Leather…
… but I’m not sure I’m digging them in this color. I may be alone in this, buuuut they kinda make me start to think about Silence of the Lambs… “it puts the lotion…” – you know where I’m going with this.
ANYWHO! Now for the succulents!
I bet you’re wondering how those succulents got so…
It’s simple – they spray-painted them!!!!
Succulent decor via Flowers by Bornay
What do you think? Would you consider spray-painting plants to get them to match your decor?
xoxo! – Alison