Because I like to consider TKB an institution on par with such esteemed news reporting outlets as the Nightly News with Brian Williams, The New York Times and of course Fox News, I would, in kind, like to note an error in yesterday’s broadcast (translation: blog post; just broadcast sounds cooler):
Yesterday, I quoted Bentley as saying “tickle my b***hole” when listing all the wonderful things that Ashley could do for him on The Bachelorette, and we all had a laugh at his expense. But, ladies and gentlemen, that statement was incorrect, and I apologize to Bentley for misquoting his words. To make the mistake of putting “b***hole” in Bentley’s mouth when it was indeed something entirely different that came out of his mouth, well that’s almost inexcusable. So, my sincerest apologies to him and his family, for I was slightly off…
Well, actually more like an inch and a half off. Or maybe two inches (??) off. I’ve never had a chance to measure it, so I’m spitballing here.
Indeed, the actual quote was provided to me yesterday by Sara Carter, a wonderful reader and even wonderfuler lip reader to whom I am deeply indebted. She informed me that what Bentley actually said was…
“tickle my pickle.”
OF COURSE! That just makes so much more sense, doesn’t it? I now see where I went wrong; as is the case with “i love you” and “olive juice,” when spoken, “b***hole” and “pickle” are just remarkably similar with regard to lip movements required to form the words. And yes, you are correct; there is a great joke in there but I think I’ve made enough references to junk for today, DON’T YOU?
Moving swiftly along… we’ve got a hot li’l boudoir session today, submitted by the fabulous KrisD Mauga of KrashingMotions Photography, and I’m prettttttyyyyyyy pretttttyyyyyyy excited to share it with you. Now, you know the deal. When it comes to boudoir, the main message I’ve got for you is that you’ve GOT to let loose and enjoy yourself. It’ll just be so awkward for you if you’re all concerned about smiling too wide or a boob going rogue or whatever. Just keep calm and nakey pose on, as they say. (They don’t say that.) Add in a few adorable and possibly meaningful outfits? Totally awesome bonus. And finally, aside from a fantastic photographer – and I can’t stress that enough – great makeup and hair are KEY. Of course, that’s old news if you’re a regular here. You already know that’s a tenet on my boudoir top tips list, which is less a boudoir top tips list and more a random sprinkling of tips throughout the boudoir features on this blog. So anyway, do it, aright? You won’t regret it.
Let’s start the show, shall we? MAGNIFICENT.
See that? That’s Miss A’s sexy little shadow, and while Miss A is clearly not the shy type, it’s a great shot to capture for those who are a bit on the not-so-confident side, but really wanna do a boudoir shoot of their own. Wouldn’t you say? Heck, I’d show my nakey shadow to anyone! That’s cake! So go, THAT.
Back on track – Miss A is a special young lady who rocked the rockinest little getups and had a particular reason for doing a shoot such as this one:
What do you get the man who already has everything? Pictures of me the way he knows me now. The way I am now and who he fell in love with.
And here are some words about the session from her photographer, KrisD:
The shoot was light and fun. We had music playing as we shot in the fabulous suite at the Avia in Long Beach. Miss A was so giddy! Of course with a little liquid courage the shoot progressed with her becoming more flirty with the camera and embracing the moment with laughs n giggles! She would look into the camera and say “I’m looking into his eyes right now.” :)
As for Miss A’s NY shirt – Miss A’s sweetheart lives bi-coastal and has a place here in Cali as well as in NYC. The shirt in the shoot was a gift from him, so she wanted to wear it because they’re looking forward to living there together in the near future.
Now, enjoy the rest of today’s sweet and sassafras session!
By the by, someone asked me yesterday if Bambino watches The Bachelorette along with us. The answer: yes, he does, when he’s not licking himself or polishing off some boards for me in Photoshop, or, his favorite, having a staring contest with anything eye level. It’s mostly when I’ve invited him to sit on the couch, and it typically involves a lot of barfing on his end (barking + scoffing). But actually also a lot of actual barfing, because the show sucks this season AMIRITE.
Speaking of Bambino…
I now present to you the conclusion to yesterday’s Bambino McPuppyPants cliffhanger episode (the kind of episode we all love to hate!). Will he make it off the couch and get to the clubs? Let’s find out:
He looks left…
He looks right…
Maybe left is an option now…
Not an option.
Maybe right has opened up??
He looks down… Oh man that’s far, he thinks. But, not yet neutered, he summons the strength…
I said, he summons the strength…
Or actually he decides he’d rather be on the couch. Because screw those clubs.
Where were we? Ah yes…
Ok, so I have two questions for you…
I’m open to and happy to receive answers to: both, one, or none, depending on your mood today. Aright, here we go:
Part 1: My sweetie wants to try out letting puppy sleep in bed with us. Just once or twice. My concerns have been exacerbated by Yahoo! Answers forums – aka I’m having a normal response to Yahoo! Answers forums – and so I’m hesitant. Apparently pets get super territorial/dominant once you let them sleep on the same level as you…? We’re obvs. not pet whisperers, so, any thoughts? Thanks :)
Part 2: What do you think of today’s shoot? Do you love it/hate it/want to do it yourself/wish you were her/wish you were in a pool right now because it’s so effing hot outside (at least where I am)/need time to think about it/wish I wouldn’t bug you with suggestive questions to get you to have a conversation with me/want my puppy/think she did a bang-up job of things…? You are, of course, not limited to the answers cited in the previous sentence.
xoxo! – Alison