Happy Thursday evening, lovers.
I wanna start with sequins, because why the hell not, right? So… don’t you love how sequins can make anything look amazing and hip?
For example, check out this old battery, wearing sequins:
OMG how hot is that battery? How hip and trendy does that battery look now? That battery looks 10 years younger. I bet that battery gets mistaken for its daughter when they go to brunch together.
I’M SORRY, WHAT? You don’t see how a battery is a better lover now that sequins are in its life? It’s time for another example.
Please see below, a spool of thread on sequins:
ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyy GOD. That spool of thread has got me so hot. I want to make kinky love to that spool of thread, try out new positions – and the sequins make it so. That spool of thread can wrap its stringy extremities around me and envelop me in a veritable cocoon of minty green cotton ANY TIME it wants. I hope that spool of thread isn’t busy next week, because I should be over this cold in what, like, say three or four days? Five TOPS. Which puts me at about early-to-mid next week or thereabouts, in terms of my readiness to bone that spool.
If this is at all sounding weirder than you’re used to, you’ll notice that I mentioned a cold…
Which brings me to my present situation. You guys, I am like BEYOND, beyond sick. I can’t even think straight. I’m pretty sure Bambino’s talking to me. I am weird sick. And here’s the beauty part: I have Honey’s holiday party tonight. And I’m BUMMIN’ because sick people aren’t well-liked for attending holiday parties. Also, I can’t go because I feel like a walrus on Thanksgiving night. Sometimes I write ‘sigh’ to express my annoyance, but when I want to express deeper, harder annoyance, I make the sigh French, and write Le sigh. I’m at le sigh level.
And of course, guess what just arrived in the mail?
MA PARTY DRESSES. The sequin ones that I was worried wouldn’t arrive in time. One of which I was going to wear to Honey’s holiday party that I’m missing tonight. I am bummin, you guys. I need some perking up.
The worst part is that I feel really bad that I couldn’t put two words together properly today for you, to form a half-way decent blog post of inspiration. Please forgive me. I’m gonna have two things for you guys tomorrow – a surprise treat, and a beautiful wedding – in the hopes of making it up to you. :\
In the meantime, I thought I’d share some fun things that made me laugh or smile recently. This I found on a blog called Nat the Fat Rat, and I found it to be scary real. Watch it, I think you’ll laugh. How freaking accurate is this s**t?
1. Bambino vs. Sequins: who is cuter?
2. Bambino vs. Sequins: Who is cuter?
Personally, I think it’s Bam.
P.S. – If you’re wondering, that little bra thing in the first Bam vs. Sequins image is this:
I hear leopard is making a real comeback, but since I’m too shy to wear it, you know, around people, I decided to be trendy in the privacy of my own home. … which is now on blast on a blog, on the internet.
And so it goes.
In closing, sorry I’m sick. If you’re mad, don’t worry, I’m suffering. #lol but also #sadface.
Would you happen to have a good cold remedy, or maybe something I could do or make, to help me relax? I’d be ever so grateful. Really, any ideas you may have that could potentially result in me feeling even slightly better than I currently feel, which is “like balls” – would be appreciated to the max.
xoxo! - Alison
Label(s): Real Life Issues