The Cream Event New York + BIG ANNOUNCEMENT…

The Cream is happening right here in my neck of the woods, right where there are no woods, or, New York City.  So that idiom doesn’t apply.  But WHATEVER you are coming to this event, right?

Here’s their site to perrrruuuuuse.  As if this requires convincing.  Oh and surprise = I’mma have a table.  So I wanna meet ya FACES, and you, mine.  Warning: I’m just as effusive and weird as you think I am.  However, I’m shy at the outset.  So I seriously welcome butt slaps to ease me into a conversation.  Please though, just not too hard, the butt slaps.  Here- think “congratulations, female teammate!” butt slap intensity, and NOT “what was our safe word again!?!?!” level butt slap intensity.  If I scream and then karate chop you in the shoulder, you’ll know you’ve gone too far.

Aright, so buy your tickets here, to meet the cream of the crop in weddings… but HURRY UP, I’m not trying to push you I’m literally telling you that they’re almost sold out.  And FYI: if you miss this event, you will live to regret it.  I won’t hunt you down or anything, you’ll just one day realize that you didn’t get to party with everyone you respect in weddings (not including me, I curse and wear Bar Mitzvah t-shirts to work every day; I am not to be respected).

Come party with us!  It’s too cheap to miss!

Did I mention The Knotty Bride will have a table?  Oh, I did?  Oh right.  Anyway at least come say hello to me.  And be sure to let me know if you’re going, so I can look out for you.  yayYUH!

xoxo, Alison

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8 comments

  1. Roey Mizrahi on August 10, 2012

    excited to meet you! I’m a planner here in NYC and a huge fan of yours. I too curse and welcome butt slaps but unfortunately I am no good at karate. look out for me: the short, curvy jew with brown hair, blue hair, lots of fun accessories and can barely walk in my heels.

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    • Roey Mizrahi on August 10, 2012

      *blue eyes not blue hair. although now I kinda want blue hair.

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  2. Alison on August 10, 2012

    Why thank you! Looking forward to meeting you, Roey! Btw I wore heels for the first time last night in months and I bout fell over, and I was sitting down. They’re tricky things.

    I think I need to get a pair of Ryan Lochte’s shimmerkicks, just so I’m steady but in style. I knew there had to be a logical reason to make SPARKLING EMERALD GREEN RHINESTONE ENCRUSTED ATHLETIC SHOES.

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  3. Koru Kate {Koru Wedding} on August 10, 2012

    I’m excited to meet you too! My wedding-loving self has my ticket & I will definitely pop by to say hi :-) Happy weekend~

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  4. Alison on August 10, 2012

    Hi Kate, that’s wonderful! I look forward to meeting your lovely self!

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  5. Rebecca - A Daily Something on August 11, 2012

    Yay, I will be there, and will be sure to say hello!!!!

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  6. Lena on August 11, 2012

    I’m already living to regret not being there.

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  7. Sarah on August 15, 2012

    Love!

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