So Wednesday I went to Claire Pettibone‘s runway show for her new Romantique collection. I bout died.
Anyways not much to say other than THESE ARE AFFORDABLE DRESSES Y’ALL. LIKE, I CAN ACTUALLY BUY ONE AND WEAR IT.
But before I get into it– remember this? Well I want to expand on that news I sort of nonchalantly dropped in the title. I am like a zillion months pregnant. Just thought I’d tell you? Sorry that I’m just now getting up the balls to announce it. I’m 37 weeks, tomorrow, with my first (and last, if I’m unable to erase from my brain how bad this pregnancy has been). Also, I just looked up “nonchalantly” to make sure I spelled it correctly and it says “feeling or appearing casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety” – hehe, which is FUNNY, you guys, because I AM NOT AT ALL THOSE THINGS. I am light years away from the things in that definition. In fact I think in order not to be constantly tense about it I’ve convinced myself that this is just my new body and a baby isn’t actually going to be coming out of it. Because HOW DOES THAT WORK.
Also, today my doctor told me there’s so much pressure on my tushie right now that I might want to consider a c-section to avoid UNIMAGINABLE HEMMIES, which she’s convinced are going to murder my behind if I have to push this infant out. High kick, woot! (Do let me know if you’d like me to get even more TMI about this, I’m poised and ready..)
Also please tell me it’s going to be ok……… please
How Bambino feels about it
It still looks cute in utero, we’ll see how long it takes for certain genes to kick in..
Do you guys want to see a pic of me with my gigantic belly? Happy to share, I literally have no shame at this point.
Ok now the dresses:
Also, is childbirth painful? My google research hasn’t yielded anything definitive..