Honey and I ate a strawberry today that was so good, like it was so sugary and scrumptious, that we couldn’t even enjoy it for a second before jumping to conclusions about the strawberry being artificially flavored or genetically engineered to taste like that. ”Probably added sugar to it. Bastards,” said Honey. ”NO way is this naturally how a [...]
Attention Photographers! If you’re a photographer who’ll be in the NYC area Friday and are interested in joining us as our photographer for backstage access fun at a particularly incred runway show… let me know ASAP. Thank you! Update: All set now, thanks all! In other news… Here is what newlyweds Alyson and Zac said they were [...]
“So this is how the story goes… Let’s start with the morning before the wedding. I was totally prepared. The last thing I needed to do was get a mani and pedi with my girls. I went to pick up my fiance’s sister first. She hops in the car and hands me a baby sippy [...]
me again. So you know that thing where you feel like you’re alone in a feeling, and the feeling starts to take over your entire world, and you feel sort of stuck and hopeless? And then out of nowhere
Every time a bride submits her wedding personally, I get a little verklempt. You understand. Same deal with today’s wedding; I totally choked up over her email. And then I took a look at her pictures…
Sometimes I’ll wanna complain about something, and then I’ll remember that I write about weddings and sometimes reality tv on a blog whose mascot is my frenchie and I’ll immediately shut up.
I love this wedding so much that I’ve added it to my spank bank. For when I just need to relax with some wedding with nobody around judging me. You think it’s by accident that I’m a wedding blogger? Ok so this wedding you’re about to inhale
Honey let me know something moderately horrifying the other day. “The most interesting thing happened on my way home from the Cleaners just now” he said, gleefully hopping into the bathroom like a child on Christmas morning. “I could see you while you were showering.” “See me? my naked body??” “Well..
OMFGYOUGUYSTHISWEDDING. <== no seriously this time. But first, I have a little story for you
So I turned on the television yesterday, and that Survivor host guy Jeff Probst’s new talk show came on, because talk shows are the new book deal and book deals are the new fake tan (everybody’s got one). They were coming up on a segment about “open marriage.” I like to call this segment, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. [...]
I know I wrote a lot of words today. I just feel like I have to say it all. The way that I’m gonna start this off is by first telling you the way that I am not gonna start it off. Which is: talking about Kate Middleton’s boobies. You really think I’m gonna throw that kinda [...]
It’s Friday. And a lot of people are going to be asking you if you’re planning on “getting down.”
Ahhhh, the Kristen Stewart Twilight cheating scandal. What a hugely devastating situation-in-no-way-to-us-personally. Right, children of Earth? Shame; Hollywood relationships usually work out so much better. Well anyway, I think we could all agree we’ve learned one pretty big lesson out of all this. And that is that Rob’s last name is actually spelled Pattinson – [...]
Oh hey look it’s Monday afternoon. yayYUH. Who’s excited, EVERYBODY? No? … wait, is anybody excited? Oh c’mon you guys, Monday isn’t that bad. … aright I’m lying right to your face. Mondays are no Saturdays, that’s for sure. There’s obviously no fooling you. But hopefully things’ll get better once you’ve gotten a load of [...]
Happy Tuesday afternoon/evening, faces. Here’s me sharing something way too personal with you. Crossing my fingers it’s not totally awkward for everyone involved. I was sitting in my doctor’s waiting room yesterday, and if it was two hours it felt like two days. I had asked my Mom to come with me. She was off [...]
Hey friendlies… As most of you know, I was lucky enough to be invited to stay out in Cape May at Congress Hall since Thursday along with some other colleagues/friends who do this wedding blogging thing I do, and you’ll never guess what we’re doing right. at. this. very. moment. We’re kinda sorta crashing a [...]
Happy late in the day on Tuesday to all of you! I can’t wait to show you this WEDDING! But first, the usual total non sequitur.
Right from the moment my Pandora station spit out Gotye and then followed it with Ingrid Michaelson’s “Sort Of,” consecutively, I knew it was going to be a good day. And then I thought to myself, “wow, this Pandora station is positively nailing my taste in music right now!” And then I thought to myself, [...]
Happy Monday eveningish, peepsicles! As I wrap up the writey part of this post, I’m already running a bit late for an event tonight, so I’m slightly freaking out but also trying to stay calm, cool and collected so that I don’t completely lose my s**t. You see, today is kind of a lot, and [...]
Happy Wednesday evening, friends and family! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m baaaack! From my whittle burfday vacation in the south. And I feel like a million buc–aaahhh, well, I don’t know if I’d say *a million* bucks. Maybe more like a thousand bucks? A thousand bucks. Give me the ass I had when I was 18 and maybe [...]
Hello and happy Monday afternoon, my loves! Ok here’s wussup. I’ve been going back and forth on a certain little issue in my own little world, and I can just never decide which way to go. It’s got to do veth zee dressenhagens.
Happy Friday evening, friends! It is good to be back home from ma travels, and I have a double feature-ish situation thingie going on today for ya eyeballs. The second half of this post is a killer wedding, and you’re more than welcomed to skip to that if all you want is some visual candy. [...]