Happy late in the day on Tuesday to all of you! I can’t wait to show you this WEDDING! But first, the usual total non sequitur.
Right from the moment my Pandora station spit out Gotye and then followed it with Ingrid Michaelson’s “Sort Of,” consecutively, I knew it was going to be a good day. And then I thought to myself, “wow, this Pandora station is positively nailing my taste in music right now!” And then I thought to myself, [...]
Happy Monday eveningish, peepsicles! As I wrap up the writey part of this post, I’m already running a bit late for an event tonight, so I’m slightly freaking out but also trying to stay calm, cool and collected so that I don’t completely lose my s**t. You see, today is kind of a lot, and [...]
Happy Wednesday evening, friends and family! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m baaaack! From my whittle burfday vacation in the south. And I feel like a million buc–aaahhh, well, I don’t know if I’d say *a million* bucks. Maybe more like a thousand bucks? A thousand bucks. Give me the ass I had when I was 18 and maybe [...]
Hello and happy Monday afternoon, my loves! Ok here’s wussup. I’ve been going back and forth on a certain little issue in my own little world, and I can just never decide which way to go. It’s got to do veth zee dressenhagens.
Happy Friday evening, friends! It is good to be back home from ma travels, and I have a double feature-ish situation thingie going on today for ya eyeballs. The second half of this post is a killer wedding, and you’re more than welcomed to skip to that if all you want is some visual candy. [...]
Happy late Monday, friendsicles! Ok, I gots to tell you… I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control and honestly, I kinda think I like it…
↑ the “fighting” part of the title… ceremony fan creatively used as weapon – but flowers are no defense! someone tell him! Happy Monday evening, peoples! What is it, like 10:45pm EST? Whew, YEAH it is. Today was sort of, umm… today was pretty busy, y’all. I just wrapped up taping The Bachelor which means [...]
Happy Friday eeeeeeeeevuhningk, munchkinos! Before you start reading i just wanna make sure I note here that things got really out of hand in this post and I apologize. I think the no heat/no hot water situation forced my body into survival mode and resources that are typically so in abundance, instead became luxuries. Like [...]
You guys. You. Guysssies. Yaguysssiesies. It’s Friday afternoon/eveningish depending on your geographical location, and I freaking love this wedding in the FACE. Lemme tell ya the biggest reason, real quick – Trish and her now husband Eric set out to plan this wedding in TWO MONTHS. And guess how long it actually took? FIVE YEARS. [...]
Happy late Thursday, my friends! This post is wedding-centric in nature, so I do want to apologize if you were looking for something more “how do i secure my breasts so they stop bouncing”-oriented, as someone who visited the blog searched earlier today. If you came here by searching “I’m trying not to fart so [...]
Happy Friday afternoon, bubelahs! Welcome to post number two today. Now, I know you’re looking at those mint dresses and the ruffly shoes and everything and you’re probably thinking, “whoa, this wedding is Alison’s baaaag. She is probably freaking. out. over this wedding. Crap, I bet this is going to be the longest post in [...]
Hey guys it’s me. Not Ryan Gosling; Alison. Sometimes I write posts that are so outlandishly outlandish, that the only thing I feel can pull it together, give it at least the facade of relevance and legitimacy… is Ryan’s punim. I think it’s doing a great job of it. A really great, sexy job. Now [...]
Happy late Tuesday, party people. Preface: Today’s Reader Question/Real Wedding were put together strategically as per usual, but the way I’m presenting the question requires it to be in three parts, and the format is therefore a little nuanced. Also, I think I’m using ‘nuanced’ wrong. I’ve decided to include the reader’s follow-up response to [...]
This wedding is off the chain. It is fully engaged in kicking butt and taking names, and it’s making no apologies for its actions. It is EPICNESS, brethren. Come, join me as I flop around in its bouncy castle of unmitigated brilliance. Mind the swords. I’m sorry, I was reading the dictionary and the metaphor-in-ary? [...]
Happy Buyer’s Remorse Day! How did your shopping go? Did it go swimmingly? Oh, how did mine go? Aww, thanks for asking – here’s how it went: I stayed up ’til around 3am with Bambo sitting at my feet letting me know we should probably be heading to bed by staring at me with his [...]
(↑ This wedding is giving me a contact high.) BE WARNED: Menstruation makes for emotional blog posts. So if you are related to me, or have an *outtie* instead of an *innie* in that region about five inches beneath where *innies* and *outties* are typically used to reference a part of the body, then you’ll [...]
I am shocked – SHOCKED – that it is already Friday, people. Oh, sorries, happy afternoon, everyone! I forgot to say that. Ok but seriously WHERE DID THIS WEEK GO. So weird. Feels like Wednesday to me. Though that could just be because I’m in the mood to hump. So…… yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh ok moving on. I [...]
↑ LOL. You can already tell I love this couple, right? :) Happy Tuesday, friendlies! Hope you had a splendiferous Halloween night, with no surreal trips to the emergency room, no misplaced children and no tummy aches. If that’s the case, you’re doing quite well today. In other news, I have a stellar wedding to [...]
First of all, happy Thursday afternoon, friendsicles. Second of all, OMFGTHISWEDDING. Wait wait wait. First, this:
Happy Monday afternoon, my friends! As you may have heard, Bridal Market has been happening to my face, eyes and ears and it’s being topped off by some of the loveliest
You guys. The only thing I think this wedding needs is maaaaybe more cowbell. But that’s really it. Ok let me just get the niceties out of the way, I’m not a barbarian. So, happy Friday afternoon, pretties! Love ya faces! Are those hotpants you’re wearing? Oooohh you are en fuego! Mama like. Ok, DONE. [...]
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