SO! It’s Friday afternoonish (at least in nyc), and the facts are in: Pippa *may not be* a strippa, but she does have a badonkadonk (sp?) envied the world over. ESPECIALLY in the UK. Oh, how do I know this? Plastic surgeons in the UK have reported a 60% upswing in the number of clients [...]
So, yesterday’s post was all about a big important lesson on stress and how it’s like so totally ridiculous and you should probably stop it. Well, today’s wedding,
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So, have you heard? Apparently Pippa’s a strippa. Well, that’s what they’re saying anyway. Oh, who’s they? They is everyone who will for the rest of their lives be closely monitoring the Middleton family over the next century and beyond, praying for the slightest slip-up or nip-slip that will write them a check for financial [...]
First things first: OMGOD, I’m so glad the naming ceremony went over well with you guys yesterday. Because I was seriously scurrrred. And I ain’t never scurrrred, like so many rap stars, so, yeah, THANKS FOR LIKING IT. And by the way, we kept the “McPuppyPants” part for you guys. :) I’ve been using it [...]
SO! Big news to tell all this week, starting with today. OMIGODLETSGETSTARTED. First off, tomorrow is, of course, the day Sarah Seven and I announce the massively fortunate Sarah Seven dress giveaway winner. AAAAAHHHHHH I KNOW. So… uhhh… you’ll probably want to be here, unless of course you’d rather be square. Totes your call, as [...]
I’ve sort of got the *coolest* wedding for you today, but you know what? We’ve got other fish to fry, so first things first. Because OMIGOD.
So, did you guys hear about Hayden Pahhnnehtiehrrrhe’s special new boyfriend? I just learned about their relationship yesterday, and as I hinted on le Twittaire, just seeing little Hayden P. standing next to her massive 6’6″ heavyweight champion boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko makes my privates shudder. I cannot. imagine. how this could possibly work in bed. [...]
Today’s wedding rocks my socks right off my feet. Seriously, I’m sitting here, sockless and drooling. We haven’t featured a wedding quite like this little gem in a while, and I’m pretty pumped to get things started. Alright, LET’S DO THIS!
↑ STOP IT RIGHT NOW. See that doorknob? That’s called detail-oriented styling, and it’s just one of the many reasons I freak, you’ll freak and we’ll all freak over today’s feature. This wedding is so many levels of pretty, I can hardly stand it. The colors, the perfectly planned details, the dress, the shoes, the [...]
Happy Monday, guys! OMG SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND. It depends on how you measure it, but more has happened to/for us this past weekend than, potentially, ever, in our lives together. Wowzas. That’s some big talk, eh? Yeah. And I have a feeling you guys might have a clue as to the news, so [...]
So, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there were a couple of pieces of pretty redonkulous news this week…
There’s a network pilot sitting on my kitchen counter right now, unopened. It’s been there for more than a few days. Seriously, I haven’t even opened up the package. Why? Well, mainly because we gave away our DVD player in the move, so I actually *can’t* watch it (I know I could on my iMac, [...]
Happy Monday, lovelies. Ok, first off, I’ve got some potential news that could soon turn into big news, but before it can, I kinda need your help. Honey and I have been tossing around the idea
OMGTHISWEDDING. You guys probably recognize Randi and Dan, and that’s because we featured their dockside engagement session a short while back, and it was pretty phenom. They’re a gorgeous couple, and if you think they clean up nice for e-shoots, ohhh MAN are you in for a treat today.
So, I’ve been thinking about how honey and I have been working so hard lately. Like, SO HARD. We’re really, really, really invested in our work. And while we do take time out to chill, we probably allow ourselves to work a little bit too hard. So I think the best medicine might be to [...]
So, about Charlie Sheen. LOL just kidding. Screw that guy. There are more important things to discuss today. So, about The Bachelor.
Hey, you guys! Ok, so even though someone took an ish-nay in our stairwell the other day, I’m in great spirits! Let’s hear it for that! Here’s why: one of our wonderful vendors sent me a preview of her newest collection, and I ’bout DIED. It’s really, really purty. So, uhh, I’ll be sharing that [...]
Ok. I think I should warn you about two things: 1) This wedding is AMAZEBALLS. 2) I’m a ball of mush at this point. Seriously, if you could see me right now, you’d probably be like, “Whoa, she looks like she’s been crying for three days.“
Natalie and Dean got hitched on August 28th of last year… a date very close to my heart, because of its proximity to my late grandma’s birthday.
I am so excited to bring you this wedding. There are just so many things I love about it, I hardly know where to start. First off, the bride’s name is Allison. So I love her already, obvs.
Happy Friday, lovelies! They say it’s about 60 degrees outside and OMGIAMSOEXCITED. It’s my BIRTHDAY this weekend, and it’s the first time we’ve had weather like this in approximately forever. At least it feels like it’s been forever. It’s been soooo cooold here, and we’ve been aching for a respite. So, yay! Go, non-polar temperatures! [...]