Oh, is it late afternoon already? HAHAHAHAH, how interesting. Time flies I guess when you’re mocking celebrities and arranging weddings. Sigh. Now, let it be known that I desperately wanted to title the tail end of this post “I like big d***s and I cannot lie,” but I thought it might, just might, be NSFW. [...]
Happy Tuesday afternoon, friends! All I have is this wedding’s cake display on my mind right now, but I’m trying to compose myself so wish me luck. So… hard… to… simma… down… nah… Ok so AS PER USUAL I have a little aside before we get into it. It’s, umm, kinda unintentionally on a hella [...]
Ok, crazy awesome wedding approaching at warp speed, however before we get into it, I must – MUST – relay a little anecdote from Thursday, if you don’t mind… So, yesterday, while he was perusing the feedback on Rhi’s amazeballs guest post (y’all are so freakin’ supportive of each other! it’s bonkers!), Honey happened to [...]
First off, LOL. I originally wrote “Steamers” instead of “Streamers” in the title. GLAD I CAUGHT THAT BEFORE PUBLISHING TODAY. Anywho, afternoon, lovelies! What is it, like 3:30 EST? Yeah, you’ll get why in a sec. Ok, so I just gotta tell you that we’ve got relatively amazeballs things happening sooner and later this month, [...]
Can you help me pick up those names I just dropped? Thanks, I appreciate it. Ok, SO. It’s late in the afternoon, do you know where your Knotty is? ;) Alright buckle up, because HERE WE GO…
↑ yawn First things first, because I can always rely on my parents to text me things that are equal parts wholly out of context and unintentionally hilarious…
You guys… I’m really starting to think that Ashley might not be over Bentley yet.
Happy Monday, darlings! How are you doing? Have a good weekend? I hope you did because mine was SUPER WEIRD. Nothing a few pretty dresses can’t fix though, amirite? I am, I am right. I think you know it. Because it’s AMAZING what pretty dresses can do to perk up a weird day. Surely I’m [...]
So, first off, let me show you what it feels like in the city right now when you’re the kind of person who resists turning on the a/c until it’s ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY because what the heck is up with these electricity bills these days AMIRITE:
So, it’s Monday afternoon and I think it’s appropriate, first and foremost, to thank those of you who so kindly and perhaps a bit absent-mindedly predicted that I’d be raptured. That was sweet of you, and I’m glad you think I’m angelic enough to go north instead of south. To those of you who figured [...]
↑ this in a second, but first… LOL ↴
So, have you heard? Apparently Pippa’s a strippa. Well, that’s what they’re saying anyway. Oh, who’s they? They is everyone who will for the rest of their lives be closely monitoring the Middleton family over the next century and beyond, praying for the slightest slip-up or nip-slip that will write them a check for financial [...]
↑ yawn Hey lovers! After yesterday, you may be asking – how does one attempt to top a once-in-a-lifetime letterpress giveaway? Surely this can’t be done. And to that I’d say, uhhh, have you seen today’s shoot? And don’t call me Shirley.
SO! Big news to tell all this week, starting with today. OMIGODLETSGETSTARTED. First off, tomorrow is, of course, the day Sarah Seven and I announce the massively fortunate Sarah Seven dress giveaway winner. AAAAAHHHHHH I KNOW. So… uhhh… you’ll probably want to be here, unless of course you’d rather be square. Totes your call, as [...]
I don’t know how much longer I can take this. I cried the first 10 times it happened, but now I’m just entering a tunnel of concerned sadness over it…
Happy Monday, guys! OMG SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND. It depends on how you measure it, but more has happened to/for us this past weekend than, potentially, ever, in our lives together. Wowzas. That’s some big talk, eh? Yeah. And I have a feeling you guys might have a clue as to the news, so [...]
So, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there were a couple of pieces of pretty redonkulous news this week…
Well. I. am. excited you guys. Today is, of course, St. Patty’s Day. Which means so much. But to most people, it means an excuse to drink like a fish publicly, hang out with friends, bar crawl, meet your green food dye ingestion quota for the year, stare at – and potentially fall into – [...]
Hey, you guys! Ok, so even though someone took an ish-nay in our stairwell the other day, I’m in great spirits! Let’s hear it for that! Here’s why: one of our wonderful vendors sent me a preview of her newest collection, and I ’bout DIED. It’s really, really purty. So, uhh, I’ll be sharing that [...]
Hi TKB readers!
So, it’s Monday peeps! How about that?! I know it’s not the custom but I’m pretty pumped about this whole Monday thing. Let’s forget for a moment the fact that tonight involves having to brace the bitter cold that is NYC’s current weather pattern, and let’s also put aside the fact that this weather is [...]
I’ve recently jumped headfirst back into a Fiona Apple kick (past two days) and it’s kind of awesome. I used to listen to her ALL THE TIME (ohhh boy if cars had recording devices…), and there’s nothing better than taking a little break and returning to an artist over whom you once obsessed.