Happy Friday, hunnies! I have to be honest with you; I am at a complete loss for how to start off this post because I’m sitting here waiting to leave for his and hers dermatologist appointments and I’m very on edge. We’re going together because I have this secret
me again. happy Friday afternoon and hope you’re ready for a .gif parade… Below is what Bambino was doing at the foot of our bed last night. The baby tiger on the left is our expression while this was going on for seven straight hours.
You guys, I watched the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale Sunday night and OMG, I cannot. OMFG what was that. Did you watch it (admit it so we can talk!)? I didn’t know if I was supposed to be judging a pageant or jerking off to some new type of highly satisfying porn. Is Women [...]
I know I wrote a lot of words today. I just feel like I have to say it all. The way that I’m gonna start this off is by first telling you the way that I am not gonna start it off. Which is: talking about Kate Middleton’s boobies. You really think I’m gonna throw that kinda [...]
Addendum: We have a gas leak in the area. Con Ed has been jackhammering day and night, literally 24 hours a day. The smell is so strong we’ve had to keep our windows shut since last night, and there is visible gas all over the street. The paramedic who parks his ambulance under our window every day [...]
Second post of the day WHOOO! You guys. YOU GUYS. I am in love with this wedding. Lisa and Brian’s wedding was a true family affair, and I can’t wait for you to see it/read about it below. In fact I’d say it’s kind of the dream DIY wedding, if you’re someone who likes working [...]
(Sorry for the absence midweek, much needed brain-detox needed to happen. Turns out event preparation and home buying are F**KING EXHAUSTING.) Aright so that’s right, Friday party people. I just led off with a threesome reference. And I’m not f**kin around. …aside from the fact that the post has little to do with three people [...]
Happy weekday, everybody. Things going well? Yeah? Have you gotten around to scheduling your annual physical yet? How about brushing; you brushing? Remember; not too hard, not too soft. And underwear – you’re wearing some, right? Ok I trust you.
Oh hey look it’s Monday afternoon. yayYUH. Who’s excited, EVERYBODY? No? … wait, is anybody excited? Oh c’mon you guys, Monday isn’t that bad. … aright I’m lying right to your face. Mondays are no Saturdays, that’s for sure. There’s obviously no fooling you. But hopefully things’ll get better once you’ve gotten a load of [...]
Happy Tuesday afternoon/evening, faces. Here’s me sharing something way too personal with you. Crossing my fingers it’s not totally awkward for everyone involved. I was sitting in my doctor’s waiting room yesterday, and if it was two hours it felt like two days. I had asked my Mom to come with me. She was off [...]
For ages, people have been entranced by two things:
Hey lovers! Alison here (obviously). So it’s Thursday, and I’m pretttttyyy, prettttttyyy excited (and overwhelmed) for two reasons… reason number one is that I’m heading out on the road for what should be a really fun press trip in Cape May today with some fellow bloggers and I literally justfinishedpackingthissecond. Typical me. Anyway I’m excited [...]
Happy Monday afternoon, babyloves! Ok, before I share Jessica’s furious search for the perfect thingie to wear on her head when she gets married, I simply HAVE to touch on the wedding of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his longtime love, the gorgeous Dr. Priscilla Chan. They wed on May 19th in a private backyard ceremony [...]
Happy Tuesday afterneeeevening, peeps! By the way, is it “drink stirs” or “drink stirrers?” Anyway, good news: one of our lovely DIY contributors Andrea
(little intro addendum before I get into it…) it happened. Again. I can hardly believe it. In just over a year of living here, we’ve now had four couples break up on the sidewalk under our window sill. I don’t know why this is happening, but I’m going to assume it has less to do [...]
Happy late in the day on Tuesday to all of you! I can’t wait to show you this WEDDING! But first, the usual total non sequitur.
Happy Thursday, amazefaces! Jessica our Real Bride Bloggista is bizzack, and with some pretty insane wedding drama going on. In fact – Jess I’ve gotta tell them – her original title for this piece, was “Jessica’s wedding eats doo doo,” SOOOOOO you get the drift. But her good news is, she’s sharing her totally killer [...]
Right from the moment my Pandora station spit out Gotye and then followed it with Ingrid Michaelson’s “Sort Of,” consecutively, I knew it was going to be a good day. And then I thought to myself, “wow, this Pandora station is positively nailing my taste in music right now!” And then I thought to myself, [...]
Bambino has a lot of ‘Rose from Titanic laying seductively in the nude while being painted by her love interest‘ moments, during the day. So much so, that we’ve decided to give in to what is clearly an innate talent and take his career in a new direction. I didn’t tell you guys this, but [...]
Oh yes, I realize that it’s Friday evening. Trust. But my hope is that this post will bring you a little weekend cheer, to be carried through all the way up until Monday at 10:00 am. ’Course, there are several things I’d like to discuss at this moment, not just one, but I’m sure you’ve [...]
Happy Monday eveningish, peepsicles! As I wrap up the writey part of this post, I’m already running a bit late for an event tonight, so I’m slightly freaking out but also trying to stay calm, cool and collected so that I don’t completely lose my s**t. You see, today is kind of a lot, and [...]
Happy Wednesday evening, friends and family! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m baaaack! From my whittle burfday vacation in the south. And I feel like a million buc–aaahhh, well, I don’t know if I’d say *a million* bucks. Maybe more like a thousand bucks? A thousand bucks. Give me the ass I had when I was 18 and maybe [...]