Honey and I ate a strawberry today that was so good, like it was so sugary and scrumptious, that we couldn’t even enjoy it for a second before jumping to conclusions about the strawberry being artificially flavored or genetically engineered to taste like that. ”Probably added sugar to it. Bastards,” said Honey. ”NO way is this naturally how a [...]
Attention Photographers! If you’re a photographer who’ll be in the NYC area Friday and are interested in joining us as our photographer for backstage access fun at a particularly incred runway show… let me know ASAP. Thank you! Update: All set now, thanks all! In other news… Here is what newlyweds Alyson and Zac said they were [...]
Today’s my b-day. I have no idea what to say so I decided to be honest about life and just say what came to mind. Also I got my period yesterday, which usually means things get pretty emotional pretty fast. So this post is two parts wedding trends and inspiration, one part deep truths from [...]
OMFGYOUGUYSTHISWEDDING. <== no seriously this time. But first, I have a little story for you
me again. happy Friday afternoon and hope you’re ready for a .gif parade… Below is what Bambino was doing at the foot of our bed last night. The baby tiger on the left is our expression while this was going on for seven straight hours.
Oh hey look it’s Monday afternoon. yayYUH. Who’s excited, EVERYBODY? No? … wait, is anybody excited? Oh c’mon you guys, Monday isn’t that bad. … aright I’m lying right to your face. Mondays are no Saturdays, that’s for sure. There’s obviously no fooling you. But hopefully things’ll get better once you’ve gotten a load of [...]
Happy Tuesday afternoon/evening, faces. Here’s me sharing something way too personal with you. Crossing my fingers it’s not totally awkward for everyone involved. I was sitting in my doctor’s waiting room yesterday, and if it was two hours it felt like two days. I had asked my Mom to come with me. She was off [...]
Right from the moment my Pandora station spit out Gotye and then followed it with Ingrid Michaelson’s “Sort Of,” consecutively, I knew it was going to be a good day. And then I thought to myself, “wow, this Pandora station is positively nailing my taste in music right now!” And then I thought to myself, [...]
Happy Wednesday evening, friends and family! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m baaaack! From my whittle burfday vacation in the south. And I feel like a million buc–aaahhh, well, I don’t know if I’d say *a million* bucks. Maybe more like a thousand bucks? A thousand bucks. Give me the ass I had when I was 18 and maybe [...]
Hello and happy Monday afternoon, my loves! Ok here’s wussup. I’ve been going back and forth on a certain little issue in my own little world, and I can just never decide which way to go. It’s got to do veth zee dressenhagens.
This wedding is off the chain. It is fully engaged in kicking butt and taking names, and it’s making no apologies for its actions. It is EPICNESS, brethren. Come, join me as I flop around in its bouncy castle of unmitigated brilliance. Mind the swords. I’m sorry, I was reading the dictionary and the metaphor-in-ary? [...]
Happy Buyer’s Remorse Day! How did your shopping go? Did it go swimmingly? Oh, how did mine go? Aww, thanks for asking – here’s how it went: I stayed up ’til around 3am with Bambo sitting at my feet letting me know we should probably be heading to bed by staring at me with his [...]
First of all, happy Thursday afternoon, friendsicles. Second of all, OMFGTHISWEDDING. Wait wait wait. First, this:
I have news. I now know what an earthquake feels like, since, as many of you know, one just happened along what seems to be the entire eastern seaboard, including parts of Canada. I’ve always wondered how I’d react in an earthquake situation, and I’m proud to say that I know the answer to that [...]
oh. my. balls.
Happy late afternoon, lovers! The bloggista announcement is a couple of paragraphs down in this post, if you wanna rush to it. First… a mini recap of ABC’s The Bachelorette, stay with me, because I know a lot of people were upset with me for following through on a promise I made to myself not to blog [...]
Sigh. Happy late afternoon, lovers…
Happy Monday, darlings! How are you doing? Have a good weekend? I hope you did because mine was SUPER WEIRD. Nothing a few pretty dresses can’t fix though, amirite? I am, I am right. I think you know it. Because it’s AMAZING what pretty dresses can do to perk up a weird day. Surely I’m [...]
RIGHT. So lemme get this straight. Notably sane Michelle Money who has suddenly developed concern for others tipped off Ashley that Bentley was a douchebag, Ashley tells Chrisharrison (don’t call him Chris, it’s not his name, Chrisharrison is his name) that someone warned her about Bentley being a douchebag (or as everyone on that show [...]
So, yesterday’s post was all about a big important lesson on stress and how it’s like so totally ridiculous and you should probably stop it. Well, today’s wedding,
This process is pretty addictive, right? Sunshine and lollipops and moonbeams and everything. Correct? That how wedding planning is going for you? I mean, of course, yes, wedding planning and all that goes with it can get a teensy weensy little bit overwhelming and hectic at times, I guess. Wellllll maybe it’s more like
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