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Hey so real quick first – guess what I just turned to owne tha teeluhhveeshun? No really, please- please guess. “Secretly Pregnant.” I’m watching “Secretly Pregnant,” a show about girls who are secretly handling the task of pregnancy. There is a show called SECRETLY PREGNANT. On OUR TELEVISIONS. This is happening! WTF???? Aright sorry, it’s [...]
Happy Monday afternoonish… well-actually-eveningish is more accurate, friendsicles. Listen, can I tell you something? I am exhausted. And by exhausted I mean I now know what the zombie apocalypse looks like because I’m the first sign of it.
First of all, happy Thursday afternoon, friendsicles. Second of all, OMFGTHISWEDDING. Wait wait wait. First, this:
Happy Tuesday evening, peoples! How are you? Having an ok week so far? I hope so! Within this very post, I’ve got two things for your faces: the first is one of my waaay too personal stories that not only serve to remind you of just how weird I am, but also force you to [...]
{Update: scroll to bottom to find out our Make Believe’N giveaway winner!} Happy afternoon, my love muffins! Summer seems to have arrived slightly late, since it’s like, what – OCTOBER right now? (WOW. I need to put the petal to the metal on Halloween costumes for Bam. We were thinking *bunny* but that wouldn’t require [...]
You guys. The only thing I think this wedding needs is maaaaybe more cowbell. But that’s really it. Ok let me just get the niceties out of the way, I’m not a barbarian. So, happy Friday afternoon, pretties! Love ya faces! Are those hotpants you’re wearing? Oooohh you are en fuego! Mama like. Ok, DONE. [...]
Hi honey bunnies! Hope you’re all doing well on this wonderful day! I say wonderful because you’re *that much closer* to your weekends. ;) Hehehe, BUT ANYWHO! We’re currently in Mexico, and there are some lovely tornado-like cloud formations worrying our faces at the moment, but heck, we’re in Mexico – not gonna complain!! So! [...]
Hello lovies! Happy Wednesday to all of ya faces! Ok, so I’m so so so excited to introduce to you our next newest Bloggista… her name is Natalie, and she’s equal parts absolutely fabulous and super duper handy when it comes to crafting beautiful wedding details. She’s just got this incredible knack for stellar DIY [...]
Hello sunshines! It’s Monday, which means we’re kicking off Bloggistas Take Over week here at TKB! I gotta say, I’m crazy thrilled to introduce to you guys our first Bloggista of the week, Kristine!
↑ These ain’t your grandma’s pinatas we’re talking about. Nosireebob. Happy Wednesday afternoon/evening, ladies and gents! Aaaannnnnd a quick aside before we start.
Because “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant: Baby in My Sweatpants” seemed like a show unbefitting of dinnertime programming, we watched the only other option our trusty little Tivo suggestions folder offered us, which turned out to be a couple of episodes from MTV’s “True Life” series. The series happens to be a tried and [...]
That title feels redundant. Anyway… today, my friends, we have a twofer. Part I = a super neat, super simple DIY project from our resident DIY expert, Lauren of Lauren Elise Crafted! In Part II, yours truly will address that weird new fad thingie I mentioned on Twitter last night that I kinda sorta promised [...]
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I don’t know how much longer I can take this. I cried the first 10 times it happened, but now I’m just entering a tunnel of concerned sadness over it…
SO! Tomorrow something pretty big is happening. And no, we’re not getting ANOTHER puppy – though that would be adorable of us, wouldn’t it? But no;
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Hello lovely readers… I was so happy when Alison asked me to do a guest post here, since she really is hands down one of the funniest bloggers in town… I come here not only for inspiration but to up my daily giggle quota!! Today I’m sharing with you a ‘hot off the press’ new [...]
Hi Knotty readers!
So, it’s time for our second Valentine’s Day feature, you guys. And you’re in for a treat. Well, more like several treats. Actually, more like several free treats, you can keep!
Hi TKB readers!
Have I told you, Valentine, That I’m all wrapped up in you?
PLEASE NOTE: This contest is now closed. Ok, I have to be honest with you… today’s going to be awesome. It just will be. Trust. We’re already kicking things off with a giveaway AND a free printable, and this isn’t even the only post for today. We’ve got a feature coming up very shortly after [...]
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