It’s that time of the year again! LET’S MAKE S**T OUT OF EGGS. First a Bambino update tho..
… ski bunny that is! guys? guys where’d you go… I feel like before you read this I should warn you that things got a little out of hand in this post. I do that sometimes- please just go with it. To start: my jeans appear to be cutting off blood flow to my feet today, [...]
Whoever’s noticed that this is NYE party inspiration, and that it’s Christmas Eve right now – you are right. But srsly; nobody should still be trying to pull together a holiday party at this hour and from scratch. Not to mention holding a Christmas party on Christmas Eve is like holding a wedding over Thanksgiving [...]
My shoulders are at ear level right now. Let’s jump right in. Best video Honey sent me this week, by far:
I’m not sure if you’re aware of this, but it’s the holiday season. And everyone knows that the holiday season is made up of three main things besides the thing where you have to sort through the office politics of who gets to take Christmas eve/Christmas day off, and that’s: generous gift-giving, the opportunity to [...]
It’s the holiday season, and what does that mean? Inexplicably, gifts. Lots of them- like multiple gifts. But you have to give them, too.. so. Meh. Jk. BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR. Your argument is invalid. The catch: you have to *wrap* the gifts. And if you’re not an expert crafter, or you’re All Guys, you [...]
Whenever the holidays roll around, I have a lot of trouble answering the question “what should I get you?”
Yeah so I just thought I’d start off this post with some cheery pictures a la up top from the last few days, since we’re about to get into some heavy shit here.
Happy late Friday evening. I = back. “NO, momma– I wanna dress like a *whore* version of Snow White” - being uttered by children coming of age in modern-day American society during the month of October. Think about it. But not for too long because ew, weird. So uh, those sentences above? = how my [...]
Good evening, friends! Happy almost Halloween! Though not so happy for me. *cue the violins* You know this already, but
Happy Saturday, folks! This post was originally titled ‘That time I washed my hair with puppy shampoo and liked it’ but someone downstairs started practicing the theme to Star Wars on their picolo, so as you can imagine I got a little distracted by how Fifty Shades of Nerd that is and ended up meandering [...]
Happy Tuesday evening, lovers! Ok, NOW, I’m freaking PSYCHED about what’s going on below… and I think it’s the perfect post to lead you into tomorrow while I work on ye olde recaparino until just, like, my entire face just falls RIGHT OFF OF WHERE MY FACE GOES. Ok, SO! This shoot is one part [...]
{#1} FUN, PLAYFUL & PINK VALENTINE’S! | Can I Haz Her Wardrobe, Please? | By Jennifer Sullivan Photography
Happy February 14th, lovelies! Ooooohhhh I’m so excited about today, and not just because Honey and I have plans to engage in dinner, dessert and coitus, in that order. That’s part of it, the excitement– but it’s also because I have totally-not-literally TONS of Love Day inspiration that I know your retinas will DIE OVER.
Happy Friday afternoon, dahlinks! This holiday post is all Bam, all the time. Nothing but Bam. So just a heads up there, if you hate puppies. (Some people actually hate puppies.) So! Since it’s the holiday season,
Well hello and welcome to your Tuesday evening posticle. We have much to explorrrrre… But first:
Hey so real quick first – guess what I just turned to owne tha teeluhhveeshun? No really, please- please guess. “Secretly Pregnant.” I’m watching “Secretly Pregnant,” a show about girls who are secretly handling the task of pregnancy. There is a show called SECRETLY PREGNANT. On OUR TELEVISIONS. This is happening! WTF???? Aright sorry, it’s [...]
OMFG DO YOU HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT??!! Because I’m hearing through the grapevine (read: news) that people are fully occupying Cyber Monday with the entire contents of their wallets. But the important question is: are you getting a good deal? I hope you’re not dropping your Benjamins on that lawn mower you started eying on Friday [...]
HAPPY T-GIVE! | Always remember, whatever happens, whatever you do… don’t be like “Angry Kitteh.”
It’s Thursday my friends, and you know what that means…
Happy day, lovers. Seeing as it’s evening-time, I’m feeling especially excited that you’re with me. Thanks for sticking around for this HUGE POST that I, once again, put way too much effort into. Anyway, it’s so lovely to have you back for a new week. Tell me, how are you? Did you have a good [...]
↑ LOL. You can already tell I love this couple, right? :) Happy Tuesday, friendlies! Hope you had a splendiferous Halloween night, with no surreal trips to the emergency room, no misplaced children and no tummy aches. If that’s the case, you’re doing quite well today. In other news, I have a stellar wedding to [...]
Happy Halloween afternoon my little ghouls and goblins and sexified versions of normally very nonsexual, highly respected occupations on this, the only day of the year that encourages slutting it up a little and knocking on strangers doors at night asking for treats and tricks! So safe. It’s so safe! So! We have a killer (hehe) [...]
Oh, hello! Happy Wednesday evening! I, uhh, I didn’t see you there. What is it, like 8pm here in NY? You uhh, you sorta caught me off guard. My pants are actually down. You caught me with my pants down. Actually completely off, they’re completely off of my body. Here, see? See what you’ve walked [...]















