I think I’m getting my period and there’s no chocolate in the house, so I’ll be writing some pretty emotional stuff today. Even though I would rather be eating chocolate. Here goes. The following is a stream of consciousness list I put together about things that still manage to shock me, as the world has [...]
So it’s that time of year again, known these days as any time of the year. When a populated area of the world is rendered suddenly dangerous and uninhabitable due to extreme weather. Meanwhile… Somewhere a mayor fights for his right to do lines while officially running a city. Somewhere women are fighting while sitting [...]
In today’s exciting installment of In-Law Issues Revealed, one lady is trying to plan the wedding of her dreams to another lady’s beloved son, and that second lady is so totally not having ANY of it. LOL! High kick, woot! No but seriously this poor girl.
So. It’s 7pm and I wasn’t going to write anything else today. Not beyond the post that went up this morning, but – and if you follow me on Twitter you know this – it got to a point where I couldn’t not do it. I couldn’t not write something. Here is all I was [...]
So I turned on the television yesterday, and that Survivor host guy Jeff Probst’s new talk show came on, because talk shows are the new book deal and book deals are the new fake tan (everybody’s got one). They were coming up on a segment about “open marriage.” I like to call this segment, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. [...]
Thank you to everyone who has been asking about our status. We are ok, and deeply appreciate your concern. Currently we know of extensive damage to homes of friends and relatives in the greater NY area, HOWEVER everyone is alive. Crazy writing a sentence like that. If you find that you’d like to help, you [...]
me again. happy Friday afternoon and hope you’re ready for a .gif parade… Below is what Bambino was doing at the foot of our bed last night. The baby tiger on the left is our expression while this was going on for seven straight hours.
Happy late evening, bubbuhbears! I just called you guys what we call Bambino, AWWWWWW. I think that means I love you.
To find that base pic I did a Google image search for the word vagina. Which by the way I recommend you do not do if you’re at work. I cannot stress this enough – it is NSFW (not safe for work). I am dead serious don’t do it. Don’t you do it noooooo YOU’RE DOING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT [...]
Happy Saturday morning, you guys. Weekend post comin’ atcha FACE. High kick, woot! But first, a light warning… This post centers around an adult-only topic, so I need you to pull out your Serious Helmet and slide it onto your Noodle whoa whoa whoa WHOA. …Did that just sound like I was talking about penises, [...]
Happy Tuesday afternoon/evening, faces. Here’s me sharing something way too personal with you. Crossing my fingers it’s not totally awkward for everyone involved. I was sitting in my doctor’s waiting room yesterday, and if it was two hours it felt like two days. I had asked my Mom to come with me. She was off [...]
Sometimes, and this may come as a shock if you don’t know the everyday Alison, but sometimes, I just don’t really feel all that inspired. In fact it took me all the way until evening – 11pm, east coast time – to feel good enough about what I had written to actually have it go [...]
me again. Now that I’ve got your lady parts tingling, I hope you’ve been having a happy Friday. It’s late afternoon here, and this is the post I was born to write.
Happy Wednesday evening, friends and family! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m baaaack! From my whittle burfday vacation in the south. And I feel like a million buc–aaahhh, well, I don’t know if I’d say *a million* bucks. Maybe more like a thousand bucks? A thousand bucks. Give me the ass I had when I was 18 and maybe [...]
Hey everybody, happy number two post of Saturday, March 3rd! Ok I’m crazy excited and don’t exactly know what to do with myself, and therefore I don’t know what to do with this post. The gist is, 2012 is shaping up to be one of the most intense, exciting, neurotic, rewarding, busy, bringing-out-of-all-insecurities-known-and-yet-to-be-happened-upon-at-inopportune-times, fun, exhausting [...]
Ok, SO. It’s what–almost 11pm EST? and hey check me out, cuz I’m BLOGGIN’. I’ve spent much of the evening trying to wrap up ye olde latest recap of The Bachelor, so it took me a little extra time to get up a normal post today. Sorry, hope you don’t mind. Thanks for being so [...]
Happy Friday evening, friends! It is good to be back home from ma travels, and I have a double feature-ish situation thingie going on today for ya eyeballs. The second half of this post is a killer wedding, and you’re more than welcomed to skip to that if all you want is some visual candy. [...]
Ok, SO! Alison here… with the first order of business: it’s Tuesday night, and yep that’s right, YOU’RE BACHELOR RECAP IS IN PROGRESS. OH ALSO, DID I JUST WRITE *YOU’RE* IN THAT SENTENCE BACK THERE WHERE I TALKED ABOUT YOUR BACHELOR RECAP? Because I could swear I’m smarter than that. What in the F Word [...]
Happy late Tuesday evening, faces. I truly believe we’ll see eye to eye on this.
Alison here. Pretttttyyy pretty stoked about introducing this new series you’re about to experience, and to see it all coming together is nothing short of a dream come true. I hear EVERY DAY from brides with in-law questions and issues, and this series was an inevitability. Now, I think we all know that there [...]
This is happening. Hello, friends. I want to start by saying this is a long, deeply personal post. For your face. And while I like the LOLs at the end of it a lot, it’s the story that’s the point. Ok, here we go. We’re gonna start out light. Ease into it. Ok, SO listen. [...]
123four. five. 678nine. ten. ELEVEN. TWELVE. ^ IT BEEN THREE DAYS. WANT TUNE LEAVE HEAD PLEASE. YES? NEED ROOM IN BRAIN FOR THINK. Aright, SO! Happy Wednesday evening to your faces n stuff. Listen, I will have you know that I am very, very excited for today’s question. Of course by excited I actually mean totally [...]