Today’s my b-day. I have no idea what to say so I decided to be honest about life and just say what came to mind. Also I got my period yesterday, which usually means things get pretty emotional pretty fast. So this post is two parts wedding trends and inspiration, one part deep truths from [...]
^^ what in the F. this is F-ing gorgeous. i have ascended into heaven >>
Have you guys seen that electronic cigarette commercial? Where the guy is super cool and handsome looking, except for he is smoking an electronic cigarette? Here’s the thing about smoking an electronic cigarette: no. I’m pretty sure today’s inspiration shoot is having whatever Lance Armstrong’s having because the inspiration just keeps going and going for [...]
I am wearing a chambray shirt right now, so my arrogance chose today’s shoot. Don’t worry- it’s amazing. It’s made of a very soft, fine denim and the fit is incredible. Oh and the shoot is neat too. Just kidding THE SHOOT IS PHENOMENAL.
Whoever’s noticed that this is NYE party inspiration, and that it’s Christmas Eve right now – you are right. But srsly; nobody should still be trying to pull together a holiday party at this hour and from scratch. Not to mention holding a Christmas party on Christmas Eve is like holding a wedding over Thanksgiving [...]
Happy Friday, friendlies. OMG GREAT shoot for you today. So pumped. But naturally, we begin with a .gif parade…… In pet news: I’m pretty sure Bambino and I have already got a version of this down:
Just FYI- If saving the world ends up being about me having to print out a document using my personal at-home printer, without assistance from others or an unlimited supply of printer paper on which to inexplicably mess up, apologies ahead of time for your death.
Happy late Friday evening. I = back. “NO, momma– I wanna dress like a *whore* version of Snow White” - being uttered by children coming of age in modern-day American society during the month of October. Think about it. But not for too long because ew, weird. So uh, those sentences above? = how my [...]
Good evening, friends! Happy almost Halloween! Though not so happy for me. *cue the violins* You know this already, but
me again. happy Friday afternoon and hope you’re ready for a .gif parade… Below is what Bambino was doing at the foot of our bed last night. The baby tiger on the left is our expression while this was going on for seven straight hours.
These question and answer posts are steadily becoming my favorite types of posts. You guys submit some really intense (AND CHALLENGING FOR ME) questions. Crossing my fingers every time I answer one of these things, since you just really never know.
I know it’s a lot. Me and my titles. Anyway welcome to your late evening post; chock full of wedding inspiration, clitoral stimulation and inappropriate conversation. Or, Wednesday.
Happy Tuesday evening, lovers! Ok, NOW, I’m freaking PSYCHED about what’s going on below… and I think it’s the perfect post to lead you into tomorrow while I work on ye olde recaparino until just, like, my entire face just falls RIGHT OFF OF WHERE MY FACE GOES. Ok, SO! This shoot is one part [...]
I really classed that OMFG up, eh? Eh? YEAH I did. Hello and happy Tuesday afternoonerrrrractually evening-ish once again! First and foremost, my friend
Happy Friday afternoon, lovers! Ok, today I feel lucky enough to share with you a dreamy styled shoot by the fantastic Kati Decker of LightSplash Photography with EliteVendor Group, but first, as per usual, there’s something I need to talk to you about. And no, I’m not talking about that decision I made back there to end a sentence [...]
Oh, hello! Happy Wednesday evening! I, uhh, I didn’t see you there. What is it, like 8pm here in NY? You uhh, you sorta caught me off guard. My pants are actually down. You caught me with my pants down. Actually completely off, they’re completely off of my body. Here, see? See what you’ve walked [...]
Happy Thursday afternoon, faces! Before I get into this bright and tasty styled shoot, I just want to clarify something if it wasn’t already clear…
Happy Tuesday afternoo- errr late evening, bubelahs! How you doin’, you doin’ well? You feelin’ good? Weather nice, near you? I love your shoes today. How’s the guy, he good? Yeah, he’s doing well? Good, good. ALRIGHT SMALL TALK OVER. I took my
*faints* Happy Thursday afternoon, lovahs! I’m starting this baby off with kind of a serious question for youz guyz. We get a derriereload of reader email requesting
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HAPPY AFTERNIZZLE, DARLINGS! Aright here we go… I believe it was Friday, girls and boys, when we stumbled upon something I believe I will choose never to speak of again on this blog. Something so hilariously in bad taste, something so phenomenally beyond the pale of what should happen on television, let alone in reality… [...]
SHARK WEEK! WOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOO! Nah, just kidding I couldn’t care less. Hahaahaah. Yeah. Ok so here we go… happy Friday afternoon, friendlies! How goes it? Is it feelin’ hot hot hot where you are? Because it’s 101 degrees of caliente here and so IT’S KIND OF A LITTLE INTENSE. If I had alls-bay, they would probably [...]