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Let’s be honest.  We’ve all experienced heartbreak on some level at some point in our lives.  It’s a deep searing pain, one that can take on emotional and physical symptoms.  And for many, it can be unbearable.  It can make you lose faith in love.  It can even close you off to it, if you’re [...]

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One of our newest members of Vendor Love, Jenny of Jenny Taylor Boudoir Photography, has shared with us some pretty exciting news, and I thought I’d share it with you lovely ladies today, you know, in case any of you are looking to have an incredible 2013 via an exhilarating personal shoot that accentuates your best [...]

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Debating whether to start recapping The Bachelor again.  For old time’s sake.  Lemme know if you want it. RECAP UPDATE: On a scale of 1 to 10 it’s killing me.  But I’m almost done!  As always I thank you for your patience while I poop the thing out.   BUT FIRST- I have to talk [...]

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… ski bunny that is!  guys? guys where’d you go… I feel like before you read this I should warn you that things got a little out of hand in this post.  I do that sometimes- please just go with it. To start: my jeans appear to be cutting off blood flow to my feet today, [...]

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Hey guys!  Happy Thursday afternoon to your entire collective face.  Ok so in this post we’ve got three things: a boudoir shoot tips for rocking it right my puppy, Bambino Wigglestein McPuppypants, III, Esquire I included my puppy because you guys like me to include pictures of my puppy, but also because:

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Are you sitting down? Ok.  I’m going to trust that you’re sitting down– because why would you lie to me, right?  We go so far back.  No BUT SERIOUSLY, I wouldn’t want to start this blog post, and have you all still standing up or something.  It’s just that I’m worried I’d be liable for [...]

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Hey it’s me.

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Hey peeps!  Ok, before I jump into this first post of two today, I’m gonna show you some evidence supporting the argument that I’m evil.  And I ask you to be honest with me – is this evil?  Or is this a totally legitimate response…  

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Happy Halloween afternoon my little ghouls and goblins and sexified versions of normally very nonsexual, highly respected occupations on this, the only day of the year that encourages slutting it up a little and knocking on strangers doors at night asking for treats and tricks!  So safe.  It’s so safe! So!  We have a killer (hehe) [...]

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I’ve got my sexy face on this afternoon.  It’s on my mind in a very real way.  I’ll be the first to admit it.  Of course, given the fact that we just launched our boudoir photography giveaway yesterday afternoon, I’m hardly surprised.  So today?  I’m having fun with my thoughts.  And so I pray that [...]

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*This giveaway is now closed to entries.  Winner announced here!* OMIGOD YOU ARE GONNA BE SO HAPPY YOU VISITED TKB THIS AFTERNOON.

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My friends, my buddies, my pals.  Today is a special day here in Knottyland.  For, today, I get to introduce you to our very first Bloggista.  Whaaaaaaaat????  I KNOW. I’m trembling with delight and anticipation and also because this building shakes all day and I’m just generally trembling.  But I assure you it is PRONOUNCED.  [...]

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*faints* Happy Friday afternoon… err evening, darlings!!!  So ummmm… this post?  Number one, I couldn’t be happier that this is how we’re going into the weekend.  But I must warn you, it got *very out of hand* around the beginning area (like right now, here) and then it started to pick up speed like so [...]

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Because I like to consider TKB an institution on par with such esteemed news reporting outlets as the Nightly News with Brian Williams, The New York Times and of course Fox News, I would, in kind, like to note an error in yesterday’s broadcast (translation: blog post; just broadcast sounds cooler): Yesterday, I quoted Bentley [...]

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I sat through the invasive surgery that was the season premiere of The Bachelorette last night.

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Happy Monday, friendlies!  Hope you had a nice weekend!  Aright enough niceties… First off – sigh, I know, “Kim Kardashian, Alison?  Really?”  I know, I know.  I get it.  Someone who’s career launched out of a sex video, and who keeps that career going by knowingly exploiting that very thing that made her famous but [...]

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Happy Monday, lovelies!  How’s everybody doing this fine morning?  I hope you’re all doing better than

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Ok, about The Bachelor. Brad Womack said this to Emily last night while her mini-me slept upstairs, during another sleepy installment in what has been a string of boring episodes. “I guess I’m just a weird guy.” Nailed it, idiot.

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SO! It’s Saturday afternoon, and it’s time to get to it, as promised.  :)  …

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Happy Friday, my loves!  I’m over the moon this morning because the treats I have for you today are nothing short of spectacular.  Not to mention, they force an issue I believe needs to be addressed. 

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So.  Rihanna’s got a new single.  It’s called “S&M.”  I feel like I should be shocked by this title but really, at this point when it comes to Rihanna, I’m sort of used to the blatant sexuality of her every move.  But the video.  The video shocks me a bit.  Not a video to be [...]

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SO! Boudoir is a hot topic, obvs.  We receive lots of questions from you guys about it, so now’s as good a time as any to devote a post to the topic and, hopefully, help you guys become a bit more comfortable with the concept.

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