hey it’s me. I realize the show’s about to start in about an hour. But I committed myself to this and DAMNIT, WHAT I PROMISE I DELIVER. Sometimes I’m like, do I like this. Or does the pinot like this.
To find that base pic I did a Google image search for the word vagina. Which by the way I recommend you do not do if you’re at work. I cannot stress this enough – it is NSFW (not safe for work). I am dead serious don’t do it. Don’t you do it noooooo YOU’RE DOING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT [...]
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Hello and welcome ladies and gentlemen to your Knotty recap of The Bachelorette Episode 5.
Now is as good a time as any to tell you that I’m having a lot of trouble processing the cloaks factor of Monday night’s episode. I’m anxious to get to it. Pray this entire recap isn’t riddled with references to cloaks and types of people who wear capes, because it’s sort of the dominant [...]
Me again. Happy Saturday you guys. FYI, my announcement comes a little later on today if you’re wondering. Let me just say, here, that Ben’s kissing technique is murdering my face. I can hardly stands it. NO’MOES.
Oh My Dad, you guys. It’s Saturday morning and wuh-BAM, your Bachelor recap is here to greet you. This episode, they call it “episode 7,” had all the trappings of any typically amazing episode of The Bachelor, amirite or am I very, very wrong? Here’s what I’m gonna do. I’m just gonna jump right in, [...]
Hello and welcome to your early Monday morning edition of The Bachelor Recap of Episode 6, Part 2. Yeah, this is happening. I know, right? I can’t believe it either. Ok. I want to start off with a couple of important notes/corrections regarding your Episode 6 recap, in order from least to MOST important.
OMG that took forever right? I’m such a batch. Happy super late in the evening on Thursday, friendlies. Actually that’s wrong– I think the clock just STRUCK MIDNIGHT, so what I meant to say is good morning on Friday! Oh, quick note about Ben’s hair, I asked him to cut it and here’s how he [...]
Someone needs to go and tell these women to start emoting on this show. I feel like all I see are poker faces.
I hated this episode. I hated it sooo much. So, so much. There were so many markedly more enjoyable things I could have been doing with my time, such as but not limited to: cuddzing with Honey; cuddzing with Bambino; cuddzing with Bambino and Honey and therefore HAVING A BALL; douching; talking to my uncle [...]
Oh hi- hello, I didn’t see you there. Welcome to late Wednesday evening. Your Bachelor Recap is ready. Sorry it took me exactly the same amount of time that it took me last time to get it up. That’s what she said.
Happy late Tuesday evening, faces. I truly believe we’ll see eye to eye on this.
me again. … hello and welcome to your second episode recap, friends and neighbors. Before we begin, I do just wanna make a quick shout out to WordPress, for making it juuuuust short of impossible to have this post go live in any sort of timely manner. You were really killin’ me with the slow [...]
Prologue: Happy Tuesday evening aka Bachelor Recap Night. I trust my Bachelor-watching-readers have had the chance to watch the show? I know, I feel like a ridiculous following yet another season, too. It’s the nature of the beast; don’t be ashamed. Like many of you, I thought this season started next week, so I [...]