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Happy late afternoon + holiday weekend, friends and foes! Bambino must realize it’s Easter, because he’s laying eggs all over the apartment. Bambino you STINKA. … Oh, does that piss you off, Bambino? Are you offended?
Right from the moment my Pandora station spit out Gotye and then followed it with Ingrid Michaelson’s “Sort Of,” consecutively, I knew it was going to be a good day. And then I thought to myself, “wow, this Pandora station is positively nailing my taste in music right now!” And then I thought to myself, [...]
Hello and happy Monday afternoon, my loves! Ok here’s wussup. I’ve been going back and forth on a certain little issue in my own little world, and I can just never decide which way to go. It’s got to do veth zee dressenhagens.
Happy Friday eeeeeeeeevuhningk, munchkinos! Before you start reading i just wanna make sure I note here that things got really out of hand in this post and I apologize. I think the no heat/no hot water situation forced my body into survival mode and resources that are typically so in abundance, instead became luxuries. Like [...]
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This is happening. Hello, friends. I want to start by saying this is a long, deeply personal post. For your face. And while I like the LOLs at the end of it a lot, it’s the story that’s the point. Ok, here we go. We’re gonna start out light. Ease into it. Ok, SO listen. [...]
Happy late Thursday, my friends! This post is wedding-centric in nature, so I do want to apologize if you were looking for something more “how do i secure my breasts so they stop bouncing”-oriented, as someone who visited the blog searched earlier today. If you came here by searching “I’m trying not to fart so [...]
Happy late in the day on Tuesday, lovers. Thanks for being super troopers (← GREAT movie) and bearing with me as I fight (or lay moaning in submission of) this cold, you guys. I appreciate the concern everyone’s been showing me, it touches my heart so deeply. Seriously, so deeply, you have NFI. It’s actually [...]
Happy Friday afternoon, bubelahs! Welcome to post number two today. Now, I know you’re looking at those mint dresses and the ruffly shoes and everything and you’re probably thinking, “whoa, this wedding is Alison’s baaaag. She is probably freaking. out. over this wedding. Crap, I bet this is going to be the longest post in [...]
Happy Buyer’s Remorse Day! How did your shopping go? Did it go swimmingly? Oh, how did mine go? Aww, thanks for asking – here’s how it went: I stayed up ’til around 3am with Bambo sitting at my feet letting me know we should probably be heading to bed by staring at me with his [...]
Omg longest title EVER. Happy Tuesday afternoon, my loveliest of loves. How are you all doing? Here’s what’s going down in this here blog post today: it’s that time of week again, and one of our fab bloggistas is out to play, which means killer inspo, as per usual. But then I’ve got a little [...]
First of all, happy Thursday afternoon, friendsicles. Second of all, OMFGTHISWEDDING. Wait wait wait. First, this:
I don’t really know how to start off this post. It’s about 6:45pm east coast time on Tuesday, and here I am, slightly in shock. And it’s not for the reason you may be thinking. It’s not because we just lost Honey’s grandma – whose funeral was, as many of you know, yesterday. (By the [...]
You guys. The only thing I think this wedding needs is maaaaybe more cowbell. But that’s really it. Ok let me just get the niceties out of the way, I’m not a barbarian. So, happy Friday afternoon, pretties! Love ya faces! Are those hotpants you’re wearing? Oooohh you are en fuego! Mama like. Ok, DONE. [...]
That was my best Britney Spears accent, in the title. Yeeeaaaahh, I’m still working on it. Ok, SO! Happy Friday afternoon, my friends, my lovers, my pals!! The day has finally come. We’re traveling for the first time in what feels like AGES, and, well, we couldn’t be more excited about it. We haven’t [...]
FYI, this bride’s jewelry needs to report to my neck immediately. Happy Wednesday eeeeeevuhhning, my lovahs from otha mothahs!! On this beautiful Wednesday night, I can’t imagine a better way to start a post, than with a phone conversation you weren’t involved in. Amirite? HERE WE GO: *ring ring ring ring* Mom: hellooooo? Me: Hey [...]
Happy Tuesday afternoo- errr late evening, bubelahs! How you doin’, you doin’ well? You feelin’ good? Weather nice, near you? I love your shoes today. How’s the guy, he good? Yeah, he’s doing well? Good, good. ALRIGHT SMALL TALK OVER. I took my
check it out. check out that swagger up top. almost as much swagger as this duck has. not as much; almost. FYI, I love this wedding, and I really think you’re gonna love it, too. For starters, it’s not the typical wedding I drop onto the internet’s face. It’s full of peacock feathers, button [...]
FYI, ↑ these cakes ↑ have got me by the balls. First things first – happy weekend, folks! An early Saturday morning post is happening right now. Yes, literally. It’s like midnight. This is happening, in part, because I feel like communicating with you all before we inevitably lose power this weekend, but mostly because [...]
So, apologies in advance if this post gets a touch out of hand. How’s your Thursday afternoon going – going well? I’m also accepting “good!” - see, no judgment here at TKB. Yeah, so that was some intense blog post titling, eh, up there? I’ve always wanted to write “bride lives to tell… [enter life-changing [...]
I’ve had this pair of boy short underwear sitting on my desk – my desk, on it – for four days now as a visual reminder to buy more boy short underwear for a vacation we’re going on soon. Guess if I’ve bought more boy short underwear yet. Go ahead, guess. Anyway. It’s late Friday [...]
that’s a sneak peek from an upcoming feature I’m excited to share (I mean, obvs.; just look at it) but also don’t want to associate in full-feature-form with this smorgasbord of a blog post conversation today. We have other fish to fry and/or lightly bake with low-fat gluten free cornflake crumbs, and all that starts….. [...]
Second verse, same as the first. I have to warn you, yet again, that today’s post got so out of hand I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU. I’m afraid even to read it over for spelling and punctuation. I fear my own rampant oddness will get the best of me, like two parallel universes (universi?) colliding. [...]
