Happy weekday, everybody. Things going well? Yeah? Have you gotten around to scheduling your annual physical yet? How about brushing; you brushing? Remember; not too hard, not too soft. And underwear – you’re wearing some, right? Ok I trust you.
Oh, is it Friday already? Wow. Ok, first things first……. shout out to my pops, whose bday is today. Happy Birthday, Dad. I love you like a daughter. ;) You really are the best. Ok, so this morning I saw something PRETTY FUTHER MUCKING INCREDIBLE.
Happy late afternoon + holiday weekend, friends and foes! Bambino must realize it’s Easter, because he’s laying eggs all over the apartment. Bambino you STINKA. … Oh, does that piss you off, Bambino? Are you offended?
Happy Tuesday evening, you guys! Ok I, uhh… well I need to tell you something. Here, huddle round.
Happy Thursday, you guys. This is happening, I’m blogging this. I can’t help myself. Very recently, I’ve been avoiding thinking about my wedding.
Happy Wednesday evening, friends and family! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m baaaack! From my whittle burfday vacation in the south. And I feel like a million buc–aaahhh, well, I don’t know if I’d say *a million* bucks. Maybe more like a thousand bucks? A thousand bucks. Give me the ass I had when I was 18 and maybe [...]