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Happy weekday, everybody. Things going well? Yeah? Have you gotten around to scheduling your annual physical yet? How about brushing; you brushing? Remember; not too hard, not too soft. And underwear – you’re wearing some, right? Ok I trust you.
4
May
2012
The 3 Reasons You Love Ryan Gosling, and the Dresses You Should Wear When You Get Saved By Him.
Oh, is it Friday already? Wow. Ok, first things first……. shout out to my pops, whose bday is today. Happy Birthday, Dad. I love you like a daughter. ;) You really are the best. Ok, so this morning I saw something PRETTY FUTHER MUCKING INCREDIBLE.
Happy late afternoon + holiday weekend, friends and foes! Bambino must realize it’s Easter, because he’s laying eggs all over the apartment. Bambino you STINKA. … Oh, does that piss you off, Bambino? Are you offended?
Happy Tuesday evening, you guys! Ok I, uhh… well I need to tell you something. Here, huddle round.
Happy Thursday, you guys. This is happening, I’m blogging this. I can’t help myself. Very recently, I’ve been avoiding thinking about my wedding.
Happy Wednesday evening, friends and family! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m baaaack! From my whittle burfday vacation in the south. And I feel like a million buc–aaahhh, well, I don’t know if I’d say *a million* bucks. Maybe more like a thousand bucks? A thousand bucks. Give me the ass I had when I was 18 and maybe [...]
