Hey guys me again. I’m taking a vibrator (it’s mini) on a plane today, wish me luck. I don’t know if it’s legal or not but I’m gonna find out the hard way. Ok. Honesty time. Ever since I became a mom, every time I see a fellow mom on instagram post an exceedingly staged, [...]
This post is about Monique Lhuillier’s Bliss collection but I have to talk about life as a new mom first. Also, baby pics :) So. I’ve been raising this infant I made for a total of eight weeks now, and it’s been interesting. Well not interesting. My days consist of feeding, burping, holding and putting [...]
Hey everyone! So Wednesday I went to Claire Pettibone‘s runway show for her new Romantique collection. I bout died. Anyways not much to say other than THESE ARE AFFORDABLE DRESSES Y’ALL. LIKE, I CAN ACTUALLY BUY ONE AND WEAR IT. But before I get into it– remember this? Well I want to expand on that [...]
There’s this myth out there that since birth every girl’s been dreaming of her wedding, her engagement ring, her future babies and of course the person she’ll be getting all that from and doing all that with. Now I don’t know about you, but I never fell into that category (and I felt like a [...]
Every night before I drift off to sleep, I either voluntarily or involuntarily participate in what I call my pre-slumber worryfest. It’s very simple; instead of sleeping, I worry about shit.
Clearly I have a lot to talk about. Today’s letter for our Dear TKB advice column is the first I’ve received of its kind, but the issue the reader is facing is turning out to be a lot more common than I think we as a culture realize. Friends of ours have gone through it. I’ve [...]
This summer, I can’t go without a few things. Whether I like it or not. Let’s just jump right into this… This summer, I can’t go without:
So the concerned half-sister of a virgin bride wrote in recently for advice, and I’ve made her question the focus of today’s post. It prompts the broader question for today: Do you think it’s important to have sex with your partner before marrying that partner? As usual,
^^ what in the F. this is F-ing gorgeous. i have ascended into heaven >>
Happy Friday, hunnies! I have to be honest with you; I am at a complete loss for how to start off this post because I’m sitting here waiting to leave for his and hers dermatologist appointments and I’m very on edge. We’re going together because I have this secret
So friends… it came, and it went. And it was spectacular. Bridal designers converged on NYC earlier this month for Bridal Fashion Week, and on the whole they brought forth perhaps the most satisfying alternative ever, to the full pelvic lower back tattoo of a mason jar holding a lavender bouquet shaped like a giant [...]
Happy weekday, everybody. Things going well? Yeah? Have you gotten around to scheduling your annual physical yet? How about brushing; you brushing? Remember; not too hard, not too soft. And underwear – you’re wearing some, right? Ok I trust you.
Second post of the day, puhPOW! Ok, so you know that inescapable desire lots of us peoplefolk have (myself, included) to look not only our best, but also spectacularly unique, if ohhh I dunnooo… maybe, say, we’re going to be spending 6-10 hours in the vicinity of a photographer whose only mission is to get great [...]
Happy Monday afternoon, babyloves! Ok, before I share Jessica’s furious search for the perfect thingie to wear on her head when she gets married, I simply HAVE to touch on the wedding of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his longtime love, the gorgeous Dr. Priscilla Chan. They wed on May 19th in a private backyard ceremony [...]
Oh, is it Friday already? Wow. Ok, first things first……. shout out to my pops, whose bday is today. Happy Birthday, Dad. I love you like a daughter. ;) You really are the best. Ok, so this morning I saw something PRETTY FUTHER MUCKING INCREDIBLE.
Gooo-deeevuhningah. It’s totally nighttime right now, because these personal posts always take me forever. Oh and we’re totally gonna get to these dresses in a second, promise. (Maybe not a second.) But first, this.
I love it when someone tweets me and twitter shows me exactly where they live. It’s really useful information to have if I’m in the mood for killing someone that day. Thank you, technology. (*she says with a serious face, illustrating intent*)
(Did you know that this is Bambino’s fate – http://i.imgur.com/A9pNe.gif - if I overfeed him? Just an fyi. I try to keep the image close just in case the urge hits to give him one too many treats.)
If you saw how many browser tabs I had open right now, your lung would collapse. I have a rough estimate of 30 tabs open right now. I’m lying, it’s 43. OK, 58 IT’S 58 TABS, JEEZ! You don’t even deserve this giveaway the way you just made me come clean about my tabs without [...]
Happy Monday afternoon, my dears! It’s good to have you back, tucked safely within my loving embrace. …. only to be dropkicked without warning into Bloggista Jessica’s loving embrace, for today at least. But don’t worry; she’s very loving, and being a mother already, she has actual real world experience with loving embraces. High kick, [...]
Happy Thursday, you guys. This is happening, I’m blogging this. I can’t help myself. Very recently, I’ve been avoiding thinking about my wedding.
Oh yes, I realize that it’s Friday evening. Trust. But my hope is that this post will bring you a little weekend cheer, to be carried through all the way up until Monday at 10:00 am. ’Course, there are several things I’d like to discuss at this moment, not just one, but I’m sure you’ve [...]