*faints* Happy Friday afternoon… err evening, darlings!!! So ummmm… this post? Number one, I couldn’t be happier that this is how we’re going into the weekend. But I must warn you, it got *very out of hand* around the beginning area (like right now, here) and then it started to pick up speed like so [...]
↑ the *hovering* is key, folks. Happy late Thursday afternoon, ladies and germs! Here listen, I just noticed something weird about myself that I wanted to bounce off of you. Half the time I write LOL, I have a blank expression on my face. There is no ‘L’ going on. No ‘OL’ going on, either. [...]
Well well well… would ya take a look at that. It’s Wednesday evening already. 8PM EST, to be exact. Yep, that’s what happens when… well, you’ll see in a second. So yeah, other than teaching our inbox a hell of a lesson today, guess what we’ve been occupied with for MOST OF THIS MORNING AND [...]
SO! Good afternoon, darlings! I hope I’m posting this one late enough; it’s 6:00 PM EST, and I uhhh, well, I think you know what that means… .. Before I tell you what it means, let me just mention real quick that this post is actually about wearing a short dress on your wedding day, [...]
HAPPY AFTERNIZZLE, DARLINGS! Aright here we go… I believe it was Friday, girls and boys, when we stumbled upon something I believe I will choose never to speak of again on this blog. Something so hilariously in bad taste, something so phenomenally beyond the pale of what should happen on television, let alone in reality… [...]
SHARK WEEK! WOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOO! Nah, just kidding I couldn’t care less. Hahaahaah. Yeah. Ok so here we go… happy Friday afternoon, friendlies! How goes it? Is it feelin’ hot hot hot where you are? Because it’s 101 degrees of caliente here and so IT’S KIND OF A LITTLE INTENSE. If I had alls-bay, they would probably [...]
oh. my. balls.
Happy late afternoon, lovers! The bloggista announcement is a couple of paragraphs down in this post, if you wanna rush to it. First… a mini recap of ABC’s The Bachelorette, stay with me, because I know a lot of people were upset with me for following through on a promise I made to myself not to blog [...]
↑ yup. I accidentally bought unsweetened peanut butter at Whole Foods the other day. Never again. Never. again.
Ok, so just so you know, today’s feature makes my heart beat so far out of my chest that it jogs up my sternum and slaps me in the face with my aorta. (I should note here that my aorta’s a bitch. She face slaps with an intensity and meaning that cannot be explained without [...]
Because “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant: Baby in My Sweatpants” seemed like a show unbefitting of dinnertime programming, we watched the only other option our trusty little Tivo suggestions folder offered us, which turned out to be a couple of episodes from MTV’s “True Life” series. The series happens to be a tried and [...]
I think Ashley of The Bachelorette would call this line “as cool as a cucumber.” Ok, SO, happy Thursday afternoon, loveys! Hope you’re doing fabulously well. :) I happen to have Ellie Goulding on my mind this week, because Honey and I are attending her concert later this month. MODERATELY EXCITED. I’ve been keeping it [...]
Happy day, darlings! Ok, it’s weird that I just started out this post like that, because I have some unfortunate news, my friends. It seems… well it seems it’s happened again. Remember that time when I told you about that couple fighting outside at around 3am, right under our window, and how it kept the [...]
Sigh. Happy late afternoon, lovers…
Happy Monday afternoon, darlings! Did you guys enjoy your weekends? I sure hope so. For us, this weekend was chock-full of family time, so it was busy busy busy. My niece and nephew along with their mommy and daddy (my sister/brother-in-law), plus my kick-ass big brother (not to be confused with my beloved even-though-he’s-25-years-old-I-still-wanna-consider-myself-his-other-mother little [...]
AAAAHHHH HAPPY FRIDAY AFTERNOON, bubelas! The weekend is nearly upon us, my darlings. But I won’t let you go just yet, not without a fight. I mean giveaway – not without a giveaway, is what I meant. Hmmph, weird. Quick side note though first… I just have to tell you that, last night, WAS THE [...]
First off, LOL. I originally wrote “Steamers” instead of “Streamers” in the title. GLAD I CAUGHT THAT BEFORE PUBLISHING TODAY. Anywho, afternoon, lovelies! What is it, like 3:30 EST? Yeah, you’ll get why in a sec. Ok, so I just gotta tell you that we’ve got relatively amazeballs things happening sooner and later this month, [...]
Happy afternoon, darlings! Feeling good? Feeling chipper? Yes? No? Ok, maybe you’re feeling hungry? For some food and some wedding inspiration… eh? OMGOD HOW PERFECT THEN, because today is a dose of just THAT. *giggle* *cheering* Ok, SO… who likes pie? (There’s really no way for me to ask that question without it sounding sexual, [...]
As I sit here in the gorgeous afternoon sun, protected of course by window panes because I’m WORKING INDOORS, and tolerating the puffs of wind escaping Bambino’s behind as he slumbers on his day-pillow beneath my desk – puffs which, mind you, are as pungent as they are endless… I have this one thought floating [...]
↑ I’m dying. No, wait – no, I’m already dead. Yup.