Happy late Monday, friendsicles! Ok, I gots to tell you… I’m so excited. And I just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control and honestly, I kinda think I like it…
You– I mean y–you know I have to do this, right? You know I have to do this…
I hated this episode. I hated it sooo much. So, so much. There were so many markedly more enjoyable things I could have been doing with my time, such as but not limited to: cuddzing with Honey; cuddzing with Bambino; cuddzing with Bambino and Honey and therefore HAVING A BALL; douching; talking to my uncle [...]
Hello to your faces on this formerly sunshiny (where I live) Tuesday afternoon/eveningish. In today’s random news, my Dad sent me a picture text asking me to choose one of three puppy vests for Bambino WITH THE QUICKNESS. So it’s official now, Bambino is going to experience winter as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. If [...]
Hello, lovers. Because this is a starlet-inspired bridal shower and the carpet is less red and more hot pink, I seriously considered naming this feature “Walking the *Pink* Carpet: Bridal Shower Inspiration for the Stars In All of Us.” I am NOT KIDDING you. ’Course, almost as quickly as the idea came to me, I [...]
Happy Monday, ladies and gentlepersons! Here’s post numero one of the day for your faces… aaaand GO! On the lookout for some stellar bespoke wedding stationery? Well then you’ve definitely got to visit Bride & Groom. They’re a trusted purveyor of quality invitations, save the dates and much more wedding-related awesomeness that you’re just going to [...]
Oh hi- hello, I didn’t see you there. Welcome to late Wednesday evening. Your Bachelor Recap is ready. Sorry it took me exactly the same amount of time that it took me last time to get it up. That’s what she said.
Happy late Tuesday evening, faces. I truly believe we’ll see eye to eye on this.
Happy late Friday evening, friendlies… :) I found two Tic Tacs hiding in the upper hood part of my last remaining Tic Tac dispenser a little while ago. So, I mean I don’t wanna call it yet, but I think I might have avoided that whole Friday the 13th/bad luck thing today. So I’m feeling [...]
Hellllloooooo, lovelies! How goes it? … Good, good that’s good. Uhhh so HEY, hey…. you…. pssssst…… you…. yeah, you, over there…. hey you wanna see a wedding? AWESOME. I mean really? REALLY?! Ohhhh man, that’s awesome. Awesome awesome awesome because I got one. So this is PERFECT. Man I’m, I’m just so glad you said [...]
me again. … hello and welcome to your second episode recap, friends and neighbors. Before we begin, I do just wanna make a quick shout out to WordPress, for making it juuuuust short of impossible to have this post go live in any sort of timely manner. You were really killin’ me with the slow [...]
↑ the “fighting” part of the title… ceremony fan creatively used as weapon – but flowers are no defense! someone tell him! Happy evening, peoples! What is it, like 10:45pm EST? Whew, YEAH it is. Today was sort of, umm… today was pretty busy, y’all. I just wrapped up taping The Bachelor which means I [...]
Happy Friday eeeeeeeeevuhningk, munchkinos! Before you start reading i just wanna make sure I note here that things got really out of hand in this post and I apologize. I think the no heat/no hot water situation forced my body into survival mode and resources that are typically so in abundance, instead became luxuries. Like [...]
Alison here. Pretttttyyy pretty stoked about introducing this new series you’re about to experience, and to see it all coming together is nothing short of a dream come true. I hear EVERY DAY from brides with in-law questions and issues, and this series was an inevitability. Now, I think we all know that there [...]
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Prologue: Happy Tuesday evening aka Bachelor Recap Night. I trust my Bachelor-watching-readers have had the chance to watch the show? I know, I feel like a ridiculous following yet another season, too. It’s the nature of the beast; don’t be ashamed. Like many of you, I thought this season started next week, so I [...]