Ahhhh, the Kristen Stewart Twilight cheating scandal. What a hugely devastating situation-in-no-way-to-us-personally. Right, children of Earth? Shame; Hollywood relationships usually work out so much better. Well anyway, I think we could all agree we’ve learned one pretty big lesson out of all this. And that is that Rob’s last name is actually spelled Pattinson – [...]
Happy weekday, everybody. Things going well? Yeah? Have you gotten around to scheduling your annual physical yet? How about brushing; you brushing? Remember; not too hard, not too soft. And underwear – you’re wearing some, right? Ok I trust you.
To find that base pic I did a Google image search for the word vagina. Which by the way I recommend you do not do if you’re at work. I cannot stress this enough – it is NSFW (not safe for work). I am dead serious don’t do it. Don’t you do it noooooo YOU’RE DOING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT [...]
Oh hey you guys, Alison here. Happy Thursday afternoon :) So how’s it hangin’? (<== see what I did there) I know everybody’s thinking it, and yes, there was probably a better-suited song lyric somewhere out there for that intro picture, but screw it. We’re here now, and there’s no need to reminisce about what [...]
Oh hey look it’s Monday afternoon. yayYUH. Who’s excited, EVERYBODY? No? … wait, is anybody excited? Oh c’mon you guys, Monday isn’t that bad. … aright I’m lying right to your face. Mondays are no Saturdays, that’s for sure. There’s obviously no fooling you. But hopefully things’ll get better once you’ve gotten a load of [...]
I know it’s a lot. Me and my titles. Anyway welcome to your late evening post; chock full of wedding inspiration, clitoral stimulation and inappropriate conversation. Or, Wednesday.
Second post of the day, puhPOW! Ok, so you know that inescapable desire lots of us peoplefolk have (myself, included) to look not only our best, but also spectacularly unique, if ohhh I dunnooo… maybe, say, we’re going to be spending 6-10 hours in the vicinity of a photographer whose only mission is to get great [...]
Happy Friday, loves! This here’s your first post out of two for the day (crazy, I know)… and it regards something that I think might be very useful to a whole lot of brides and grooms out there. [SPOILER ALERT/FYI: In post #2 today, I'll be featuring two of my new favorite things in a brand [...]
Happy Tuesday, sweet babies! How goes it? I’m pretty excited about today,