Honey let me know something moderately horrifying the other day. “The most interesting thing happened on my way home from the Cleaners just now” he said, gleefully hopping into the bathroom like a child on Christmas morning. “I could see you while you were showering.” “See me? my naked body??” “Well..
Happy evening, you guys. ’sup.
Yeah so I just thought I’d start off this post with some cheery pictures a la up top from the last few days, since we’re about to get into some heavy shit here.
OMFGYOUGUYSTHISWEDDING. <== no seriously this time. But first, I have a little story for you
Just FYI- If saving the world ends up being about me having to print out a document using my personal at-home printer, without assistance from others or an unlimited supply of printer paper on which to inexplicably mess up, apologies ahead of time for your death.
So I turned on the television yesterday, and that Survivor host guy Jeff Probst’s new talk show came on, because talk shows are the new book deal and book deals are the new fake tan (everybody’s got one). They were coming up on a segment about “open marriage.” I like to call this segment, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH. [...]
Happy Friday, hunnies! I have to be honest with you; I am at a complete loss for how to start off this post because I’m sitting here waiting to leave for his and hers dermatologist appointments and I’m very on edge. We’re going together because I have this secret
So like, you are totally voting today, right? Won’t be bugging you about it, just want to say this one thing: even if your voting lines are crazy long, DO NOT HESITATE to stay in line for your turn. Your employer is required to forgive your absence. <== yayYUH! Alrighty. Great news, you guys–
Happy late Friday evening. I = back. “NO, momma– I wanna dress like a *whore* version of Snow White” - being uttered by children coming of age in modern-day American society during the month of October. Think about it. But not for too long because ew, weird. So uh, those sentences above? = how my [...]