Oh My Dad, you guys. It’s Saturday morning and wuh-BAM, your Bachelor recap is here to greet you. This episode, they call it “episode 7,” had all the trappings of any typically amazing episode of The Bachelor, amirite or am I very, very wrong? Here’s what I’m gonna do. I’m just gonna jump right in, because prefaces are for the thorough and I’m trying to break that habit so that I don’t die before my time. Which is a little bit more down the road but still in 2012 with all of you at the end of this year, since shows like this one are a sure sign that the apocalypse is arriving on schedule.