Aren’t they the worst? Jk, jk, I love babies, I do. They smell like warm pancakes on a crisp November morning while sitting in a room full of babies.
Oo did you hear? Kate Middleton’s having one. I heard she’s so excited she can’t stop throwing up. Every morning.
Recently another friend of ours announced she was pregnant – I can’t wait to touch her baby. I know that sounds weird but I look forward to handling her baby constantly. So yeah– that makes approximately everyone we know, is pregnant. Or is pregnant and already has children.