Hellllloooooo, lovelies! How goes it? … Good, good that’s good. Uhhh so HEY, hey…. you…. pssssst…… you…. yeah, you, over there…. hey you wanna see a wedding?
AWESOME. I mean really? REALLY?! Ohhhh man, that’s awesome. Awesome awesome awesome because I got one. So this is PERFECT. Man I’m, I’m just so glad you said so! This really worked out well. Also, I think this means we’re besties now…? Also also, I’ll be turning in my Not Yet 100% Ridiculous membership card later. Because all of that-ness that just went on earlier in the paragraph was just RIDIC ulous. I’m worried though that they might not have alumni pins for when you’re out of the NY100%A club, because they probably don’t want to be associated with the people who aren’t in it anymore… seeing as we’re weird in a weird way now, instead of a cute way. … Yeah. Dang.