I know I wrote a lot of words today. I just feel like I have to say it all.
The way that I’m gonna start this off is by first telling you the way that I am not gonna start it off. Which is: talking about Kate Middleton’s boobies. You really think I’m gonna throw that kinda thing in your face on a MONDAY AFTERNOON? Please- I am not that crass. I do not hurl nakedness at you on just any day of the week. I hurl sex stuff at you only on Tuesday through Friday and sometimes Saturday. Which means I’m waiting until tomorrow to talk about Kate Middleton’s chest being photographed/published/seen by the world entirely without her permission.