Prologue: Happy Tuesday evening aka Bachelor Recap Night. I trust my Bachelor-watching-readers have had the chance to watch the show? I know, I feel like a ridiculous following yet another season, too. It’s the nature of the beast; don’t be ashamed.
Like many of you, I thought this season started next week, so I was pleasantly dismayed to find the premiere episode in my tv listings last night. I pressed the record button, and proceeded to do anything other than watch The Bachelor with my time.
Fast forward several hours to when I watched The Bachelor. We begin.
“I AM BETTER NOW” MONTAGE
Still unattractive, Ben has returned to find love this season, and it’s clear he lucked out with Ashley rejecting him, because just look at this bevy of smart, low mainten– wait where did these whores come from.